not even allowed to bring hand fans on carnival cruises anymore, so I doubt you can bring an air horn.

yeah that's true that is very true but it's funny i used to travel with a large knife that i would juggle in my shows and it was always a uh there was a lot of interest in me at the port and i'd be like i'm a performer i'm an entertainer and some people were like oh okay let them go and other times there was like 20 people coming over at all times and then i would pull it out in the show and i would show the big giant knife and be like and they took your fan away And you could tell who got busted and who didn't.

I've done all

three.

I do like a good polka.

Just like John Candy's character in Home Alone.

Gus Polinski, the polka king of...

Polka, polka.