[laughs]

But I was, wasn't gonna waste time explaining to my weird nerd of a roommate, even though he's watching X-Men themed porn at, like, 4:00 AM every night, I'm late for private school in New York City.

Fuck, I gotta get out of my bed.

My pants don't fit.

[laughs] I think I hit puberty, I say out loud by accident.

My roommate now thinks I'm weirder than he is, which is a situation I refuse to try and navigate at this moment.

Like I said, deadass, I'm fucking late for private school in New York.

It's huge." [laughs]