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John O'Keeffe

Irish stand-up comedian from Limerick, based in Dublin, known for his deadpan storytelling, Edinburgh Fringe shows, and his former job as a Luas ticket inspector.

Oct 6, 2026

11:02
Solo missionary.
11:03
My, uh, my, okay, this is a bit of a, I don't know if it's sweet or creepy.
11:05
You, you can decide, but, uh, my grandmother used to stay with us at the weekends when we were kids, and there was only, we were, me and my grandmother were the closest, so she used to, she used to sleep in the bed with me.
11:16
Not sexually, [laughs] okay? Just to be clear, there was no sexual, she didn't touch me, to be clear.
11:22
But she used to, like, cuddle me, and I used to get too warm, so I would sleep on my right-hand side, and I think that's where I got into the habit of it.

20 MINS LATER

31:23
Yeah.
31:24
And also they had, like, the...
31:26
We had these little Dictaphones, 'cause it was before you had, like, your...

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