Woo, but we all know it's true, people.

I made a pretty good solo album, The Joe Perry Project.

Who bloody cares?

Uh, let's see, uh, uh, Billy Sheehan, Michael Anthony.

Uh, Tommy sat in that one night.

Uh, Geddy-

Very stylish for the time.

And look at Stanley.

[laughs] I think I have a picture of my Aunt Helen on a cruise in that outfit.

[laughs]

'Cause I don't have the Hudson brothers writing music for me.

[laughs] Look.

Oh my God, the video ends with a close-up of Gene shedding a single tear.

just-Painfully obvious.

Guys, come on.

We're here to listen to some good music and fill some rooms, so who wants to get us started?

That eyebrow's above his hairline.

Uh, excuse me.

Uh, what are your concerns with Rush, Starchild?