I

mean, this dude was impressively dressed.

And the reason we started chatting is because he pulled up.

I'm not a car guy, so I wish I could tell you what kind of car this was.

We're talking like some sort of sport car, like super fancy, extremely expensive, red, like your classic midlife crisis mobile, but this guy is not in any sort of crisis at all.

He knows exactly what he's about.

Just like my Jag.

says,

Fuck you.

That's the thing is they started acting like it's your duty to give them a tip, which obviously was always supposed to be optional.

It was supposed to be about above and beyond service, but it became an expectation.

They, you know, I think...

The percentage has increased.

Since I was a kid, it was like 15% when I was a kid.

Oh,

I'm familiar with this scenario.