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Hey, guys.

Uh, if you're in the Houston area, big news.

Me and Kenny have been on the road all year, but we're super excited to be doing local shows in the Katy and Woodlands area this weekend.

Friday night, uh, Katy, Texas, we're coming for you.

We're gonna be at The Dryer, next door to Katy Biergarten.

... size doesn't matter, uh, Jesse, this Friday night we're gonna be where?

strangling her three kids jesse there's no way to put a happy face on this this is just horrible family court spent months fencing this woman off from her own kid language ban school ban supervised everything and we still don't know why does that blank make you more suspicious of the mom more suspicious of the court should the government have done more

It's hard to say where the government should step in.

I'm not about government infringement, but, you know, I mean, killing people is never the answer.

But that's the ones that the left want to they want to worship and edify and rally behind.

That's the that's the ironic part of all of this is the people who rally behind the killer.

And it's just such a weird precedence because I went through this as a kid.

My parents went through a crazy thing.

Actually, he liked beer, didn't he? Pete Hegseth's probably more of a bourbon guy.

If she regrets it retroactively, it feels like a contradiction.

Absolutely, it's a contradiction because it has to go both ways.

And again, when they're talking about these seven boys and this one girl and they were all under the influence, it was all consensual, all done at the same time.

Why is she not molesting them? They're under the same influence of drugs and alcohol that she was.

Why does it not go both ways? And to your point about it can't be the same both ways with, you know, we empower women and then we make concessions and make room for their vulnerabilities again.

and deficiencies emotionally or hormonally, either they are or they're not.

You can't make room for one side and then not the other.

And I'm only going on what CBS News and what the ladies, the cackling hens of The View, have told us.

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Uncensored, unwoke.

How's it gonna affect him, you know, down the road a ways?

Yamo Pharmaceuticals, a small company working on an oral drug called L-179.

They started taking it about four months ago.

Matthew and Gabrielle Biletsky's son, Lev, started showing severe autism symptoms before he was a year old, but now a few years later, they feel like it's turning around because of this drug.

The trajectory they were staring at was a pretty serious case of having to wear a helmet, heavy antipsychotics, and then he got on this drug and everything's suddenly changing for him.

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This week, September 27th, 11:15 PM, a fire's reported at a vacant house in Charleston, West Virginia, is what we're talking about here, not South Carolina.

No utilities in the building.

Jesse, what's your take?

[laughs] My take is the irony of the fact that this killer killed the woman in the woods for, because you said she said the woman kept talking.

So you continued to beat and bludgeon and kill her because she was talking.

But we won't execute this woman with the death penalty for murdering somebody.

Do you, do you get that? And I, and I...

And, and it makes sense that the person who stayed the execution was an Obama appointee because Obama lives with Michelle.

It was over 20 years ago, but-

Yeah, I was there from 1999 to 2007.

Right.

And if you talk about it, it's racist.

And if you don't blame the white kids, it's racist.

And everything just has to be racist when it's just a kid who got drunk and drowned.

Right.

Not to trivialize that, obviously.

However, it's not, you know, they want to racially charge everything.

But

Is using an Xbox controller on a real laser the smartest cheap thing the Pentagon has done in 20 years? I think it might be.

I love how they're tricking kids into, hey, would you like to come play video games? Not knowing it's real life.

You know, Doug Stanhope has a bit about that.

Going to war.

He went to Ukraine.

And they were like, hey, pull that lever.

They took him to the front line.

That makes you a moderate because they think there's 78 genders.

Yeah, I

spent nine years in prison, Kenny, and there was no AC, and everything you just said is right.

I've done all the things.

I've splashed toilet water on me.

I've laid with a towel that we dipped in our toilet and laid it across our chest with a fan on us.

They give you a little box fan that's one foot by one foot maybe, but if it's 105 degrees outside, and I was in San Antonio, Texas, Dallas, Texas, outside of Houston, South Texas, and in Abilene, so I was all over the place.

It gets hot.

I have no interest in defending this kid, but we have seen enough cases like this recently where some guy suddenly got very successful, and all of a sudden, a woman from a year or two ago, the baseball player is a good example.

We're watching a music video of Jake Paul wearing a T-shirt that says OFC.

But it's in the representation of the KFC logo, so they eliminated all black people from the video and then took the Kentucky Fried Chicken logo and culturally appropriated it.

It looks like Saved by the Bell if it was shot in Compton instead of Beverly Hills.

All jokes aside, Jake Paul and Logan Paul, are they going to help with military recruitment? I mean, they are popular with the age group that Trump needs to join the military, that Pete Hegseth needs.

I love the message.

I really do, and I make a lot of jokes about it, but the message was great.

He's like, hey, there's nothing better you can do than to fight for the freedom of this country.

And he's like, but maybe you guys don't know who I am.

He lost

his job.

He lost his job to journeyman and NFL backup, career backup Blaine Gabbert for performance, his performance on the field.

You know Kellen Kaepernick played in the Super Bowl for the 49ers against Baltimore.

and had a very talented, he's a very talented football player, great career.

And then he faded into obscurity and lost his job to Blaine Gabbard.

And I guess the way to reconnect with the public eye was to take a knee during the national anthem.

Nicely done, elderly Texas woman.

chinese robots or or israel robots or whatever i don't one or the other but um that do you believe that she just do you think there's 200 000 people that were following sydney sweeney through the the american eagle jeans ad controversy and her naked on euphoria and her having sex and nudity in every movie and whatever and then suddenly it was the sports betting app that did it for them that's why they unfollowed

no it's that's ridiculous i i think it was the bot purge because that's happened to me before too where you wake up and you got 1500 less followers and you're like what happened and it was all the bots but none of your engagement changes so either way i follow her uh in real life uh you know i you know i stalk her

Can I give you an

illustration? When I was incarcerated, I was in the Texas Department of Criminal Justice.

I was in prison, and everything was very divided by gangs and race and all of those things.

And I was independent.

I wasn't a part of anybody.

But when there would be a riot or a war or fights or gang riots between the blacks and the Mexican mafia, We would just sit back and watch.

Libel's written, slander's spoken, right?

Yeah, you get it.

But I watched every second of this trial.

The people who think Patrick did it, framed him, and actually committed the murders can only be two things.

One, you didn't watch the trial and you're only watching TikTok, people like this, and formulating an opinion.

Or you're literally retarded.

You're literally stupid.

And they

She said, I can have,

there's a six-week rule.

That makes sense.

I wonder if the baby's going to be autistic since it came from a train.

No, because you, listen, Kenny, listen.

Is it too early for this? I'm so sorry.

You know, because autistic kids love trains.

Would you tell us a little bit about what went down this weekend so far? So we had a show

They don't really go into the weeds here in the report, but I guess him and his ex-wife bought a lot of rental properties, and at some point... you know the rental property you rent out property

yeah this the debt has to be like trump's debt where it was just asset value fluctuation where the prices the value of your houses go down you buy a house you know for 200 000 bucks and then the next month it's worth 150k and then you've lost effectively lost that so it's just an asset thing you knew that

Well, at the end of the day,

everything is funny if you make it funny.

Right.

You know what's not funny? Real racism.

It's not funny.

You know what is funny? Funny jokes about race.

You and I have a little comedy show this weekend, and I'm told there's only like a dozen tickets left for this thing Sunday at Tejas Brewery.

Right.

Sunday, September 6th at Tejas Brewery in Houston, Texas.

Operation Comedy Therapy, y'all.

Wheelchairs for Warriors.

We're doing a benefit to raise money for combat veterans who were injured in the line of duty while serving this country.

A group of people we're very fond of who don't get a lot of help.

Do you want to tell us a little bit about them?

Right.

This is just a testament to how stupid liberal white women really are because she's like, hey, what are we mad at today? And they're like, we're protesting ice.

So she throws ice cubes in a bathtub.

That's right.

Like you were the dumbest person alive.

But Jesse, you don't like ice, right? Don't you hate ice? Well, I'm sick of ice, man.

They're trying to make me work weekends and holidays.

Why don't

It's okay

...

I remember the, uh, the conversation was in the absence of law enforcement, in the absence of law, this is what you get.

This is the chaos and the mayhem.

There's no accountability.

There's no repercussion.

There's nothing you can do to, to, to remedy this.

If you look up trans murder on the internet, you find a bunch of news stories about mass shootings perpetuated at the hands of a trans shooter.

It was all an orchestrated attack on ivermectin, and the aim was to get a shot in every arm.

Did you see what they did to Joe Rogan? When Joe Rogan said he took ivermectin— CNN took and gave him a green hue to make him physically look ill.

And he did a side by side of this is how I normally looked in the video.

And this is what they did to alter it.

And the juxtaposition of what they actually did was like tantamount to what was going on with the whole thing.

And the US had the worst outcomes of any country in the entire world, right?

Well, I didn't take, I'm not anti-vax.

Like I was vaccinated for polio and smallpox as a kid, as most kids in the 70s and 80s were.

How do you handle that?

I think it's asinine to tether the political affiliation of an artist or performer, especially in comedy, for us because it's something that's fictitious and made up.

And trying to indict us for a political alignment for a joke that we do on stage is like trying to say Leonardo DiCaprio was racist for his role in the movie Django that somebody else wrote.

And I've had – 12, 15 shows canceled across the country with uproar because they'll see a show that I'm doing.

That's a political couples therapy.

And then they'll go to my Instagram page and see a joke that I do.

That's, that's crapping on liberals and the left.

What do you think?

Absolutely.

There's a professor at the University of Chicago who studies, among other things, uh, the I- Islamic world, Islamic Middle East, but also queer studies.

He writes, "If you read early colonial history, often when colonists arrived in the Muslim and Arab world, they were horrified by the amount of homosexuality that was rampant, including with children.

They were basically saying, 'Wow, these people are effing everything.'"

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Evliya Çelebi, an Ottoman traveler in the 17th century, records stories from the Nile region about locals having sex with crocodiles.

He presents it as a known practice in some areas, sometimes framed as competitive or heroic, includes a fantastical antidote involving transformation after such an act, and notes that not engaging with crocodiles could affect local status or marriage prospects in certain communities.

Basically, he proposed to a woman and asked her to marry him, but she said no, 'cause he'd never had sex with a crocodile.

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... 'cause here's, here's where the scale tips for me.

It's there were plans before to do this.

Like, if you wanna attribute something to the voices and mental illness, then it was, like, a hasty, haphazard thing that you did on a whim versus, you know, 'cause there- there's times in between the dir- drug-induced psychosis where she came to the reality and it's like, "Oh my God, I come t- back to normalcy and I look down and there's suicide notes and plans to murder my children.

Hey, in the brief period of, of sobriety, now's the time to attend to my sickness and my disease and get it taken care of, not lapse back into the, the psychosis and execute the plan." The fact that it was premeditated, it was calculated, and there were plans leading up to this, guilty, death penalty, 100%.

I don't wanna hear it.

Save your waterworks.

Is this the new gold standard for parenting a triple-limit killer? What do you think?

Let's assume we know what happened, and we'll build the narrative later

And it's not even the assumption, it's just the fake outrage.

They don't care about the victim.

They don't care about the murder.

They don't care about the death.

BLM doesn't care about Black's lives.

What they care about is the fake outrage and the virtue signaling.

Jesse, what has this world come to?

What is she high on fentanyl?

What drug is she doing to say these things? She says the key word.

They always say the quiet part out loud.

She transitions from they're going to be safe to feel safe.

It's all about a feeling.

They don't feel safe, but you're not getting any safety from a streetlight.

They don't realize that having guns and criminals will still get guns just because they're outlawed, as evidenced by Chicago with the harshest gun laws and the most gun crime.

Same cultural weather system or just a pure coincidence? Do you think this is a coincidence? You're about to sneeze, aren't

Yeah.

I mean, I will say this, though.

It's crazy because I went to Walgreens for the first time because normally I do delivery for all my groceries and things that I need and from Amazon and HEB and whatnot.

But I went there to go buy, you know, whatever I was grabbing.

I forgot.

And I was like, oh, let me run down the aisle, see if I have any cravings or whatever.

And I was blown away how things really are expensive.

Was she a