It

drives me crazy.

I hate it when my scalp is so itchy and no, I don't have head lice or nits or anything.

It's just dandruff and it drives me nuts.

I wake up in the middle of the night and it's so itchy and I'm like, I can't control the itch and it just ruins everything.

I can't sleep.

It's the worst.

Oh!

Oh, is it like people who personally have one?

No, no. I'm talking about dictionaries, words of the year.

Dictionary.com has just said that their word of the year is maxing.

Who cares? I'm honestly sick of all these dictionaries coming forward with their words of the year.

Oh, big word of 2026 is maxing, blah, blah.

Who cares? Yeah, it's always something cringe like,

I've got to say, a nice little certificate wouldn't have killed them to give me something like that when I left rehab.

I know.

Oh, dating hotline

part two.

So we found out it was a little bit challenging to be able to just figure out a date at night and still be able to let your kids know how it went today.

So we had to kind of improvise a little bit.

Yeah.

And the only time we could really do it was a date at 9 a.m.

Yes, that's nine in the morning.

ironic.

It tickles

me.

You have no idea how angry it makes me, honestly.

So my gym is doing, I didn't even read what was on that flyer that I put up on my Instagram stories.

And to be honest, I didn't really need to because it was so ugly.

But they're doing some, my gym's doing some sort of promotion.

And instead of doing a nice poster or even a handwritten board or something promoting this event, They've gone to chat GPT and come up with this disgusting poster that looks like every other piece of AI art.

It doesn't make any

So, Jenna, can you give me some good news and we can hooray about it? Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Okay.

My cat's teeth are clean.

Hooray! Hooray! See? My point proven.

That actually makes me happy.

Very good.

Jenna, what are you not haranguing about?

Have you now? I

have done.

I've seen a lot of cats doing great tricks.

Okay.

And there's this one, and I forget the name of it, but they tour around like America doing tricks and stuff.

It's really cool.

Why don't we get them here instead of watching dogs jump from a diving board into a pool?

Jesus, I actually haven't seen her this fired up about something in so long.

How do

you respond to it? Like, oh, thank you.

You've got long hair.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What was it?

But no, what they're saying is that FIFA has rigged it.

Yes.

So it's received over 10 million views across our socials with thousands of likes and comments.

So Nash says, I'm going to save this video and keep it.

While Jack adds, with how Portugal have been playing so far, I highly doubt that.

And maybe you fructosed it up.

Maybe I did.

On another note, it's time for Digital Jenners.

life.What do you like to write about? Now, the one volleyball story aside, but if you're not writing as much because you're editing everybody else's stuff, do you get to, do you get to follow that passion and pursuit, and are you doing some other writing projects away from OMN? I mean, tell me a little bit about what you're interested in writing about and what you have written about.

Um, I've done kind of a little bit of everything.

I've done event coverage, meeting coverage, um, a few kinda like feature stories.

Um, I did the, the volleyball story because, uh, last summer I was news editor under Alex Hyatt, who's our editor-in-chief.

Um, Ethan Browning was sports chief over summer, and he was just kinda like, "Oh, I've got this story that needs covered." And I was like, "I can do sports, but only if it's volleyball.

That's all I know." [laughs] Um, so I delved into that, but, um, yeah, I've, I've done, uh, one of my favorite stories I've written was, um, about, uh, disability on campus.

Um, uh, we have a dispa- disabled students union.

Do you?