But I was a pretty anti-49ers guy.

Yeah.

I'd like to encourage all incredibly wealthy people, especially ones that are clearly in one of those marriages, and I'm not shaming here, but if you're in one of those marriages where the benefit for you is that you have somebody who is younger and better looking than you might have otherwise if you didn't have your money, and then that other person is accepting this partnership because they have access to funds that they wouldn't have otherwise, Don't be afraid to tell them what you want and need.

Having enough shame that you feel like you need to fly cross country to a trailer park to get what you want.

Just go ahead and tell the person you're with.

They're already probably don't like you all that much.

It doesn't matter.

I think they have the best chance to snap out of it than all of these teams.

the wrong direction

and not contain.

It also doesn't tell Rashawn Gary to do that.

It also doesn't tell...

Did I say Malachi Lawrence, Azaraku? Like all of them.

He's not drawing that up.

But I also, you can't convince me that any team in the NFL is uniquely stupid at assignment.

I don't think he believes in hitting women.

That's not great.

Well, so I was having a chat with two of the 37 people in my Discord.

There's 37 people in my Discord.

The way you get there is if you're a member of my YouTube channel.

It's an incredible value.

You get eight stupid emojis and access to my Discord.

And so here's what I think about TJ Bass.

Like the trans issue is that people are mad about, about culture the government and there's like here's this thing that doesn't really make a lot of sense to me i'm pissed off about it

Yeah, what do you think

about that? That sounds like a healthy person.

Oh, my God, man.

But I will say this about the uncrustable thing.

I don't think it's necessarily a palate thing because I could see me smashing the, what do they got, peanut butter and jelly? Yeah.

I could see me doing that.

The problem is I have reached a huge level of income.

I'm

Were you surprised Joe Milton got cut and then picked up and then not picked up?

Uh, yeah, a little bit, a little bit.

Um, it's wild what happens in preseason though.

I mean, if you really just go through it logically, it makes sense.

And it doesn't have to be a conspiracy theory.

Like what actually happened.

It appears.

Mario DiMercato has proven NFL experience, a little bit of proven production when given the chance, and if Clayton Adams, who knows him firsthand, likes him, all aboard, dude.

Mm.

Had a sweet pick yesterday, his first one of camp, at the star.

Uh, Caleb Downs is gonna be really, really good.

Uh, Malachi Lawrence, I thought initially in camp, he was their late first round pick, pass rusher, Central Florida.

And initially in camp, I was just like, "Eh, you know, I'm kind of seeing a little bit more of Sam Williams.

I'm kind of seeing more of insert random guy who's kind of a borderline roster guy." But as you got through camp and you got into pre-season games, I think it's kind of reminiscent of Donovan Ezeiraku last year, where I'm like, "Oh, well he's actually stout enough that even as a rookie I think he can hold up as a run defender, and he has those athletic tools.

So he is going to be able to help as a rookie," which I had a little bit of a, of worries about early in camp.

How you feeling about that?

Now, he's a little bitty and all those kinds of things, but I think there might be a little fervor right now about, all right – There's drops, and is he replaceable on special teams? And if the Cowboys didn't like his performance, is there someone else that can step up and do the kinds of things that he does?

Yeah, I think that's the biggest thing is probably not.

So I think it's coming because this whole idea is coming around because Camden Brown has come out of nowhere and had a really good camp and then a really good preseason game.

And there's a chance that he could make the Cowboys roster.

It seems like Dak might want him to, which would definitely help him.

But in my mind, like Camden Brown versus Jonathan Mingo is a thing.

Kevontae Turpin has nothing to do with it.

Um, how are, how are we feeling about that starting five? Is it something that's going to hinder them offensively?

Did you see the fight? We

kind of had two fights.

We had two fights at training camp.

The other one just wasn't on the field, but it was way more entertaining to me.

Can you talk about it? Yes.

Ezeraku...

I don't know, but I hear that people already did, so I'm going to.

Is that more because Tyler Guyton is pulling away at left tackle or that no one else is really good enough to really, you know, compete with him?

Is that, that left tackle slot, is that the biggest story going into camp in your opinion?

Yes.

Yeah, that's the biggest one.

Well, not anymore.

Is Max Crosby going to be here tomorrow? No, that's the biggest story.

It's 1B.

Yeah, it's 1B.

Oh

What are the two that you most have your eye on?

Well, I mean, I want to say left tackle, but I don't think that's actually a competition.

But I think left tackle matters so much because if nobody looks like they're capable, then they're going to take the best player on our offensive line and not put him in his best spot.

So I think the left tackle thing matters that Tyler Guyton shows up and has had a healthy, good offseason and looks like he can be a capable NFL left tackle.

Because if not, their panic button is moving an all pro from left guard to left tackle.

And I do not want that to happen.

I understand the concept best five, best five, but I would just view it as a massive failure of an off season.

Is that a realistic expectation?

That never seems to happen with him.

No.

And like, I think like Dalton Schultz to me, like Dalton Schultz was fine, solid NFL tight end.

Ferg's not that good.

At least last year's version is not that good to get seven point something per catch.

Like that's almost unheard of.

That's not enough.

And then by Thanksgiving, I was like, ooh, there's some questions.

Am I the idiot?

Well, you're usually the idiot.

Fair.

Most of the times, I feel like you're an idiot.

And in this case, I feel like you have confirmed yourself to be the idiot.

No, I get it because you think of...

I think when you think of defensive players, we think about a bunch of stats.

all that

We'll get to Nick.

Because I have a question kind of for myself, which I just want to get other people's perspective on.

Because year two shot, he is telling us all the ways in which he's more comfortable in the role.

shot.

He's telling us how much more comfortable Clayton Adams is in the role as, as offensive coordinator, because I mean, I was of the opinion, they wanted to find the best O-line coach they would.

And they used the term offensive coordinator to be able to get him.

And so they did, but then I'm listening to Christian Parker and, And I agree that there's absolutely value in having the experience and having some continuity and growing in your role.

even though he's an offensive guy, would he, do you think he would have put more attention of his own personal attention on defense last year if he had known what an S show that was going to be? Well,

What do you see?

Okay.

So, like, he is, like, that's a full-size quarterback.

Like, he's a 6'3", what is he, 230, something like that? Like, he's a full-size dude, and he can run.

He ran for 600 yards, and, like, he's an athlete.

And then you watch him four times in every game do an Aaron Rodgers bit where it's like, oh, look, I'm going to run right.

Oh, there's nowhere to go there.

Is there any other storyline in minicamp that grabs you or anything worth talking about in your estimation?

I thought for sure that-

Thank you Pau Gasol for helping me know the answer to a trivia question at trivia last night.

The, uh, 2010 champion Lakers, Pau Gasol.

I think he was on that team.

Maybe not.

Who could ever know, honestly?

Okay, we have learned that we can make that happen now.

I just wanna shout out to my guy Ash, my boat driver for two days in Hvar.

Right.

If you signed him to an extension that makes more than that, He would count $12 or $13 million this year, $22 million next year.

You could add more if you gave him a bigger annual salary.

That's just how they do it in the NFL.

You just park money back there.

It's later.

And there's always going to be teams.

That's frustrating.