fucking

boat? Exactly.

I never realized that the Nosferatu movies, the remakes and remakes and remakes of it...

Sure.

...were based off Bram Stoker's work.

Until I was watching this, I was like, oh...

I know where this is going.

I just needed to

Who the fuck is Dwayne Jetski? Just

kidding.

Is he heir to the Jetski company? Dwayne Jetski.

He's the Michael Shannon of basket hoops.

Makes sense.

But it would have been cool to see, like, an after-cut scene or something, if they actually did it, to see how it would work.

You know, sometimes you see an after-credits scene, and you're like, why the fuck didn't they leave it in the movie? That would have been cool.

Have you read it? Read

what? It!

You're up, Jared.

Hey, what's going on, guys? Back for another edition of Jared the Jerk segment.

If you missed me, I thank you.

If you didn't, kiss my ass.

Just kidding.

It's been a while since I've been away from the show now.