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Jacob Kell

Jacob Kell

Oct 28, 2026

8:18
that's right the one and
8:19
only yo shit i'll just do like the i'll just do like a speed run short version me and my cousin got into like camping and we were like let's go let's like test this tent but in the backyard and so we go in the backyard we put the tent out and we're just kind of like chit chat we're like you know we're getting ready for bed And we're like, all right, good night.
8:37
We kind of like, it gets a little quiet.
8:39
Then we hear like some branches breaking, branches breaking.
8:41
And we're like, oh boy.
8:43
Okay.
8:43
You know, we have like jack pine.
9:05
Okay.
49:48
all right okay what's going on and uh let's go over if you guys are done to samuel and stessica's room
49:54
you can do like a a pan segment from like their their conversation and you just hear like grunting he's really should we should we talk about dan

22 MINS LATER

71:47
What do you guys want to know? That I like my soup hot? What was the secret? That I take my coffee cold? Those aren't secrets.
71:53
Actually, yes.
71:53
Do you like your soup hot? I do.
71:55
Dan, can I ask you a question? what is it samuel
71:57
you said she wouldn't like you telling us those things so did she have any repercussions for you telling us her plan yeah and what was that she
53:02
Samuel,
53:03
what just happened, buddy? Yeah, I don't know.
53:06
I just had to finish off Danielle, though.
53:07
It was kind of easy, honestly.
53:10
I saved Roz.
53:12
She kind of owes me.
53:12
I feel

32 MINS LATER

85:00
Not that close.
2:26
That's
2:27
my critter report.
2:28
That's a good critter report.
2:29
Does anybody else have a critter or two report? Catherine might.
2:31
What? You had a little critter report last night.
2:34
Oh, no.
2:35
You said that very sexy.

9 MINS LATER

11:25
yeah all right so depression and he hates all pies but chocolate pie correct all right scratching d's name off of my list jacob it's your turn
6:32
Jacob.
6:34
Hi, I'm Jacob.
6:35
I play Samuel.
6:36
I think I've stated it before, but Samuel took over his parents' small little watch repair store.
6:44
Yeah, I remember that.

46 MINS LATER

52:55
Okay.
52:55
I was just gonna ask, are we able to, like, change the landscape? Are we able, like, would I be able to cut that bridge down? Yes, yes, yes, you would have been able to do that.
53:05
Okay, that's
6:05
Hi, Samuel.
6:06
And I'm gonna say Samuel's probably more of a calling person.
6:10
I feel like he's more of like the old school like, "Just call me, you know, you need anything." But then he's also like-
6:18
[laughs]
6:18
... "Samuel," and then hangs up.
6:20
[laughs]

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