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Jacob

May 23, 2026

4:00
Other than that, I, I don't know anything about it.
JacobGUEST
4:01
So Fortnite is a genre of video game called Battle Royale, where a bunch of players drop out of the sky, land on an island, and you pick up weapons, and you fight each other until there's only one person standing.
JacobGUEST
4:11
Fortnite is one of the most popular games to ever come out.
JacobGUEST
4:15
At one time, they recorded, I think it was like 45 million players playing at once, with like hundreds of millions of downloads.
JacobGUEST
4:22
We're gonna have you drop in.
JacobGUEST
4:23
We're gonna see how you do.

9 MINS LATER

speaker_3UNKNOWN
13:52
You've realized you've been doing this wrong your whole life, Jacob.
JacobGUEST
13:55
I, I have been.
45:35
Uh, Jacob, do you have anything you want to say about the song?
JacobGUEST
45:38
Um, I just wanted to say, Bridget, you don't need to feel ashamed of your webbed toes.
45:49
Um, we've both got-
JacobGUEST
45:49
There's more, there, there's l- there's a lot of...
JacobGUEST
45:52
It's a silent crowd of webbed toes people.
JoeHOST
3:23
I do.
JacobGUEST
3:23
I mean, how cool can you get? Yeah.
JacobGUEST
3:25
Kai is, like- Zane ...
JacobGUEST
3:26
the cool...
JacobGUEST
3:27
No. He's cool.
JacobGUEST
3:28
That's...
JacobGUEST
3:29
No. [laughs] Bad try.
JoeHOST
5:28
Right
MarcHOST
5:00
What do you guys think?
JacobGUEST
5:01
Honestly, I think they need a defenseman, and there are some amazing defensemen in this draft.
JacobGUEST
5:07
Uh, you, they can go Verhoff if they really want someone a little bit, I would say, higher potential, but you know, you always have that risk of kind of this, the decision-making.
JacobGUEST
5:15
Chase Reid is probably the best defenseman in this draft.
JacobGUEST
5:18
He's just an unbelievable skater.
JacobGUEST
5:21
He's a physical guy as well.
JacobGUEST
5:22
Puts up points.
MarcHOST
9:50
What's, uh, what are they doing at number three if Chase Reid goes, uh, second overall?
Liam Twomey
Liam TwomeyPANELIST
39:15
What are your views of how they've got it so wrong? Or what, what, what do you think the main mistakes have been?
JacobGUEST
39:21
Well, to be honest, w- in the first summer that they were in charge, um, I was actually a bit more hopeful, um, because the types of signings they were making with the guys like Sterling and Koulibaly and Aubameyang and Cucurella came that summer as well.
JacobGUEST
39:35
I felt that even if those signings didn't turn out to be the best players Chelsea have ever had, it was still kind of business as usual in a way.
JacobGUEST
39:42
But it's felt to me pretty much since the moment that Thomas Tuchel was replaced with Graham Potter, that quality high-level ex- elite experience hasn't been the order of the day with BlueCo, and I think that's been reflected at, at almost all levels of the club.
JacobGUEST
39:58
I think they, they haven't respected what it was they bought into because I think there was a long-standing, uh, successful culture at the club with lots of p- people who'd been at the club a long time because we've also-- I mean, now we're at a point where we're seeing people leaving the academy set up and leaving the women's team set up and everything around the club, it feels like has been gutted and reshaped in BlueCo's eyes.
JacobGUEST
40:20
And we just see time and time again a refusal to have any kind of adaptability.
JacobGUEST
40:26
At first, you know, when we were talking about hopefully the club might change the model, but it just seems a case of they just don't believe in balance and it keeps holding us back.
Liam Twomey
Liam TwomeyPANELIST
44:16
I think it is really widely felt and I, I wonder how, how does this get fixed? What can the club do to bridge that disconnect with the fans in your eyes?
17:04
I'll call for help.
JacobGUEST
17:10
No.
JacobGUEST
17:12
No, I don't want any help.
JacobGUEST
17:15
I don't want to live like this.
JacobGUEST
17:17
I can't.
JacobGUEST
17:20
It's inside me now.
JacobGUEST
17:24
You gotta kill me, Bert.
17:41
There's any hope.
44:38
If you would, would you start from the very beginning? What were you doing, and what happened?
JacobGUEST
44:44
Okay.
JacobGUEST
44:45
So we were, uh, I had one of my buddies who's a, uh, an airline pilot.
JacobGUEST
44:48
I'm in the, the shipping industry, so we kind of, we click, you know.
JacobGUEST
44:52
And, um, we're headed back down from, it was the 12 Hours of Sebring, which is a 12-hour car race in Sebring, Florida.
JacobGUEST
45:00
And if you don't know anything about Sebring, Florida, there's, uh, nothing out there.
JacobGUEST
45:03
It's basically a racetrack.

9 MINS LATER

54:00
What's kind of your interest with, uh, Sasquatch, and what do you think that they are?
68:24
No, he's perm.
JacobGUEST
68:24
'Cause I saw him- [laughs] I mean, that's some fucking like- Yeah ... him, him telling some professional singer whether they've got a talent or not.
JacobGUEST
68:30
Yeah.
JacobGUEST
68:30
Yeah.
JacobGUEST
68:30
Yeah.
JacobGUEST
68:30
[laughs] Fuck.
JacobGUEST
68:33
Yeah, man.

13 MINS LATER

81:16
Yeah
3:37
[laughs]
JacobGUEST
3:38
As she put away towels, she said they mo- they followed her around the room as if it was, like, maybe, um, you know, motion activated or something like that.
JacobGUEST
3:47
And I, she was so serious about it.
JacobGUEST
3:50
I, I took it out of the frame and pulled it out.
JacobGUEST
3:52
It was just, you know, a, a piece of thin paper.
JacobGUEST
3:54
There was no electronics, nothing to it.
JacobGUEST
3:57
And her reaction scared me because, you know, she saw what she saw and there was no denying it to her.
5:36
[laughs]
49:05
Wow
JacobGUEST
49:05
... make it longer, like they s- they kinda like warned me that you're probably gonna get real confused, and it's not gonna be real pleasant towards after that if you do, you know, make it past that, um, because there's no healing this.
JacobGUEST
49:16
There's no, there's no way to turn this around.
JacobGUEST
49:19
And, and so I was kinda left with that.
JacobGUEST
49:21
And so w- we were meeting with, uh, palliative care, and there was a doctor that was not my usual doctor that came in that day.
JacobGUEST
49:29
It was the day I was gonna be discharged, and she was f- she was just filling in for the off doctor that was... had seen me the whole time.
JacobGUEST
49:38
And all these, all the doctors and s- you know, they, they're very... they're kind and loving.

8 MINS LATER

57:50
Yeah.
30:56
Tensions were also escalating in Poland after news broke that they'd shot down Russian drones in Polish airspace.
JacobGUEST
31:03
... out of Poland.
JacobGUEST
31:03
The military there are accusing Moscow of an act of aggression after Polish and NATO forces scrambled to shoot down the drones.
35:39
They said goodbye to Maddy's brother.
JacobGUEST
35:43
(crying) I know.
JacobGUEST
35:44
I know.
JacobGUEST
35:45
(laughs) I'm so mad at you.
JacobGUEST
35:48
(laughs)

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