What's the story of your first date with Kate?

I met Kate on a dating app, and I could tell she was fun and didn't take herself too seriously.

So I asked her out to Dave & Buster's, which I thought would be a fun mix of dinner, games.

Like-

Okay, cool.

Yeah, I mean, I thought we were vibing.

We were laughing.

We were playing games and stuff.

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Learning, learning sales.

Yeah.

Yep, doing 350 dials a day, so-

That was interesting.

Well, I got one.

This has happened, like, three times.

Been, been late to, like, sports practice, like, three times, and Dad's been pulled over, like, flying-

Or alcohol to cure liver disease or kidney disease, which it actually does the exact opposite.

Yeah.

Like, you can fact-check that live right now.

There's a bunch of hilarious commercials.

We've surveyed all the doctors, and they say Camels are the best, and it's pretty absurd.

And so what we all know now after further research has been done is that that's an example of the evil designs of men wanting to make money off of each of us being sick and addicted to smoking cigarettes, right? So that's a pretty prophetic thing that's in there.

No tobacco in the word of wisdom.

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It's a '90, it's a '96.

That was the, that was the 43-

[laughs] This is, like, the Twin Boats.

We had a conversation with this man last night.

Mm-hmm.

Uh, with poly-market markets, for instance, fundamentals relative to a business like Berkshire Hathaway, um, I, I think what poly market proved to the world was that financial incentives could help predict the outcome of events.

So, my, my theory has been, like, what happens when there is no binary outcome? What happens when this is an omnipresent question? How do we feel about a certain thing? Uh, you know, meme coins today are sort of a very primitive mechanism for figuring this out, but like, how does humanity feel about, say, a specific news headline or even like a religion or a tweet or whatever it may be? Even though these are primitive vehicles, these are the best ones that exist today.

Also, I think like e- even though meme coins don't have traditional fundamentals, they have a form of fundamentals.

There really isn't like a universal definition for fundamentals.

Mm-hmm.

Um, I, I still strongly believe that, like, you know...

I guess, like pri- like pricing vehicles for memetics, like, like meme coins, will continue to grow in popularity.

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