literally oh my god

okay mine is called the vanishing hitchhiker a man was driving home late one rainy night on an old two lane highway the kind with no street lights this is me driving to Fredericksburg As he comes around a bend, his headlights catch a girl standing on the shoulder.

She's maybe 17, wearing a white party dress, soaking wet, no coat.

He pulls over.

Of course he does.

Of course he does.

Are you okay? Do you need a ride? She nods and gets in the back seat.

I'm so excited.

Yeah.

This guy was not mean, but he was definitely curt with us when we first got there, and I could kind of get the impression that his coworkers were really annoying him.

Like, he had to re-explain to one of the bar backs, like, how to empty the dishwasher and reload a new tray, like, stuff like that.

No, it's, like, funny.

It is funny.

Like, they put this up to be funny.

And I- I understand that we are kinda maybe deriving some extraneous meaning from this whole thing.

I think the critique is more on th- the behavior versus the person or even the job title, quote, unquote-

Very wonderfully.

And so we had a really fun meeting talking about, like, what the canvases should look like and kind of what the, the theme was, like, what the point of view really was gonna be.

And we landed on everything kind of had to do with, like, food or hosting or things that you and I, like, love and talk about literally all the time.

Yeah.

And she looks at me through the phone and says, "This one is about a mother and a daughter who disconnected, and the, the mother is, like, an aging actress, and the daughter has a secret OnlyFans that no one knows about, and they're reconnecting and finding love on a trip to Italy." Girl, I am buying that book, honey.

You're gonna sell it to me.

That's the most powerful type of influencer for me.

Yeah

...

the actual whole movement.

Mm-hmm.

I mean, he did, but he, he, but he lended his, his intellectual a- aptitude into it.

But he would basically be like, "I'll go to France, and I'll kinda help you guys with the cause by trying to make, like, America a little bit, have a little bit more, uh, dominance here.

Like, I'll, I'll teach them about them.

Dang

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