Yeah, like, Evan was crying.

You were crying, too.

Is that why you wore sunglasses? 'Cause you didn't want everyone to see you cry? Dude, the last time I really cried was when I buried my dog.

So I cry-

What'd you rate your speech? How did it come out?

I, I don't know.

I, I was nervous.

I, I, I kinda thought it sucked, but then afterwards people were like, "Oh, great speech." Cou- couple dudes were like, "Bro, the fact that you were, like, s- saying this, saying that, like, loved it.

But that's what matters

... and we were like, we were like, "Hey, let's just buy these as our, as our exchangeable rings," and we did it, and they filled out the lifetime warranty right there.

22 bucks, golden.

And the deal is this: The size of the ring should never really matter, because the size of the love in your heart is what counts.

Yeah, very bad.

Yeah, what about, what about happy spouse, happy house? Most of the guys that I know say, "Happy wife, happy life." They're fucking miserable.

They're cheating.

Their wives are cheating.