Futon

I've not been getting sleep.

What's it called? Futon.

been sleeping on futons on the ground been like shitting in squat toilets not been washing my hands not been showering um that's another thing like these people that i was hanging out with like we went on a five four or five day trip they didn't bring towels they didn't bring like a comb they didn't bring like a change of clothes they didn't bring nothing bro they're just roughing it and i'm on this business class flight drinking mimosas and my brain is just like scrambling bro i'm like who am i like i i tried to think i was just like gnarly dude like really sending it on these mountain roads and like going to meet these tribal people and like not even tribal that's not even the right word but like just these remote villagers and now i'm on a business class fight like it's just my brain was just like in two different worlds like all day i was like at the jihadist museum i was like talking with the taliban i was trying to provide this like of edge to my videos um that i think gives them a certain charm like i'm willing to go out and do this stuff and then i'm on the business class i'm reclined and i'm eating the food was so good on the plane the uh etihad plane the the business class was the catering was crazy good it was so fucking good they gave me like fresh hummus a fresh squeeze of lemon they gave me like nice nice butter and like freshly baked bread it was like bro it was so fucking good uh i think tabbouleh they gave me um this like lamb curry with like fried onions on it was fucking flames it was so good And meanwhile, the rest of the week I was eating, like I was scared to get food poisoning.

So I was eating just like, you know, basic bread and like beans and eggs and stuff and rice and trying to play it safe.

Folks, this man does not know how to say the word futon.

Oh, I'm sorry that I used the Japanese pronunciation.

Futon.

Futon.

Anyway.

You're in America.

what the

Putin showed.

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the

I think it's a futon.

A futon?

Futon.

Futon! So anyway, they get called in the morning, and they're like, what? Oh my god! And we cut to them pulling Scatman's remains out of the sewers.

Like, you know, kind of a bucket more than anything.

Yeah, so they go there to see that, and I guess identify it or whatever.

Or a futon princess.

Fuck, marry, kill.

Futon.

Bed.

Recliner.

in the one household.

But I also understand my kids' desire to be independent and live elsewhere from me because they're like, "Well, you got to sleep on a, on a, you know, bunch of milk crates with a crappy futon-

... on top in a share home-

Futon.

[laughs]

... you know, in Redfern with mold on it, the Elvis poster so bad that he looked like a beard."

Guys who can afford $4,800 apartments have lived in half, like have lived in $2,400 apartments and have been fine.

What do guys need? Futon, TV, that's it.

But the girls love living in the $4,800 apartments, I'm sure.

But let's take this case for an example.