Mr. Ryan, you're inebriated.

Oh, so I'm inebriated, huh? I'll show you if I'm inebriated.

I'll walk a straight line with anybody on this boat, with anybody on any boat.

I'll even go out there on the deck and walk along the rail.

[passengers laughing]

Here's a lot of papers and stuff.

Boy, [laughs] were you a joiner.

Rotary, Elks, Owls, Community Chest, Primrose League.