Mum,

who was that messing with our motorhome? Where's she gone? No panic, it was Mel.

We came back here for a nightcap.

Whilst I was outside to get the camping chairs from the store, Mel went to the toilet.

I'd forgotten to tell her not to use the toilet.

When I came back and realised where she was, I explained that we weren't using it.

She said that she'd messed it up and she would take it home and clean it out for us and bring it back in the morning.

What have you done with it?