Tell us why turtles are totally triumphant.

Oh, hey.

You caught me at the perfect time.

I was just putting up decorations for the event of the season, the world's biggest turtle celebration party.

Or should I say shelebration? [party blower] I've been planning this party for literally minutes, since this debate started, and I already know it's gonna be the best party in the history of parties.

[party horns] Because these reptiles are remarkableThey're super survivors with amazing bodies and the chillest vibes imaginable.

[upbeat music] First, turtles are absolutely ancient in the coolest way possible.

[Knock] Okay, I'm guessing you also ordered this third ridiculously large turtle ice sculpture to make some kind of point?