Eric, are you okay?

Yeah, but, um, I wanted to ask, will you marry me?

Oh, sorry, you're not joking.

No. Oh, okay, look, I've done it all wrong.

Should I be on one knee? Hang on, hang on.

Ah, I should've got you a ring at least.

Here, look, there's a twig.

Okay, this'll have to do for now until I get organized.