Please welcome the very funny Emma Willmann.

Thank you so much.

What a treat to be here.

Thank you guys.

So I just moved and I've got this new landlord who's a conservative doomsday prepper named Gary.

And he's a great landlord.

I really like Gary and I want him to like me too.

Thank you.

Yeah, he

was awesome.

I had some classes in that auditorium.

I went there because it's funny.

I was just back last weekend.

I was in Maine, so I saw my mom.

And I don't know how it came up.

You're not going to vet

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The Jessica Kirson Show.

I don't feel seen.

Matching outfits.

Hi.

Hey.

I know we're both in all black.

... and just shove it in

I would still have to have purpose 'cause that's the thing that moves you forward in life, but I don't think I would be bored.

It's also the...

And boredom is such a weird word, too, 'cause, like, I love having nothing and m- boredom to me, when I am scrolling, that's me...

I hate using the word bored 'cause it's like, ugh, like who are...

But I, that's me fighting.

It's boredom, but it's, like, a fear almost of where my mind will go when I'm not just having these, like, constant inputs.

Yeah.

I don't know you.

[laughs] Different kind of family.

So I had to, different kind of family.

I just sat there until my bro- my dad got off the...

And I was like, "He's mowing the lawn." And then he finally, he called and he was like, "I was on the tractor." And I was like, "What's the passcode to get into the..." So that's how we, that's how we got into it.

But, so I told him, we're sitting out on the porch, and he had said, you know, "C- you know, Cynthia said you were talking to me.

The only reason like you haven't fully cut me out is you're on that, you're on that family plan." And I was like, "Oh, she's such a bitch." And he was like, "And she also told me something else that I wish she hadn't, only because that could be a special moment for us." And I'm like, "What?" Like, I was just like, "What?" Like, "Oh, crap." And he was like, "She told me that you're in a relationship with a woman." And I was like, "How do you feel about that?" And he was like, "It doesn't matter, really matter how I feel about that." I was like, "It does matter how you feel about that." And I said something like, I was like, "If you have a real problem with it, I'll walk it back.

If you have a real problem with it, I'll figure it out." And, and he was like, "You shouldn't give anybody that power." And I was like, "But..." I was like, "If you really ha- you know, wanna make a case for it, you know, I'll, I'll see what I can do." I don't know what I would've done.

No, she's like... [laughs]