Well, to some degree, but why make the jump? You were an English teacher and then you, not here, but you were somewhat in real estate, right?

Yeah, I can tell you the whole trajectory.

Do it.

I'll try to keep it short, because it's all over the place.

So I was a classics major in college, like you and I talked about briefly.

I intended to be a journalism major.

CU Boulder shut down the journalism school.

Besides losing your phone.