Anything can happen in the jungle, [laughs] right, guys?

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You gotta stop sucking coins.

Everybody down there, we know they've got coins, but we don't have any.

We're cashless.

Okay.

Or I can see some nice cacti on the shelf behind you.

Really well looked after, by the way.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

I believe that you should have, like, you know, on the buffet, you've got, like, you know, a little bit of ham or whatever.

Maybe some, I don't know, some sliders or some small sandwiches.

will she not? I thought it could damage them.

You could build a cat flap in her house, but it's hu- it's Daniel sized.

You go in dressed as a cat.

You start, like, eating out of her fridge and shitting on her floor and stuff.

And then...

But you just meow the whole time.

Like, don't, like, don't, like, acknowledge that it's you.

Like, keep up the facade.

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You don't discuss it.

No, no, I tell you...

No, yeah, don't discuss it.

Just, just every time, every possible opportunity, every single possible opportunity that you have or you're sp- every time you're with him a- a- ask if he wants something from the shops, or if you go for a meal or a coffee together-

But look after yourself.

I will.

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baby's boss.

If that baby's fucking boss, lad.

If there aren't going to be child brides in the world, I think that if there's going to be child weddings, which is fucked up, we've talked about that.

I think that everyone at the wedding should be a child, like the priest and the organist.

Everyone should be a child.

And then at least it's a laugh.

at the church should be really small without context like the limo should be one of those red and yellow plastic ones

probably have to pay him to go to his own wedding.

No, I mean, you're literally our

Scooby-Doo.

No, it's not.

It's real.

You know about LARPing? Oh, yeah, LARP is like live-action role-playing.

It's like, you know, people meet up and they pretend to be from history.

And that's it.

Wait, wait, just in my defence.

Wow.

Um, y- you saying Bulgakov reminded me, I've been listening to an audiobook of, like, a, a book about Russia that I've previously read, but I'm trying to remind myself of it, and this version I've got is being read by someone who cannot pronounce any Russian words or names.

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Do, do you reckon for the younger generation, 'cause, like, none of them smoke, it's gonna get to the point where smoking will be, like, an embarrassing old person thing, and the o- the only kid who smokes will be doing it with his mom, and it'll be seen like having a Werther's Original or something?

But there weren't

people I was really close friends with when I went.

I was actually a little bit heartbroken.

My best friends in primary school went to two different secondary schools that were also on my list.

So I was a bit heartbroken about that.

but um one of them is like one of my closest friends and we were like friends in primary school but became really close friends in secondary school and now are still very close right but um but yeah year seven was wrong i didn't really realize that um i think i'm so i'm so socially inept i think i didn't realize i was getting bullied as badly as i was like well i told some of the stories to my partner recently because she asked about the similar stuff about school and she was like That's one of the most depressing things I've ever...

Fuck it, I said that to you on the phone yesterday.

Did you have a talent show?

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But so, um, he was on, and then, um, the, the guy asked, the guy asked Hawley, the, the interviewer, and he was like, "You know, does it do England of any world-class players?" And then, you know, Jacob's like, "Well, you know, it's just, uh, Harry Kane's best striker in the world, you know?" Does this whole, like, thing, and then Barnes, he kind of just tells Hawley, he's like, "Ah, shut up." He's like, and he just said, "It's not about world-class players." He said, "Look at PSG.

They had Messi, Neymar, Mbappe.

What did they win? Nothing."

Have you ever seen that interview with him and Thierry Henry?

Henry?And I think it's maybe one of the first times they've met, and Haaland just goes, "How did you do that thing that you did in your career when you cut in and cut out, and then shot it?" Like, we'd shoot this way, and Thierry Henry was like, "Oh, you do this, this, this, and this." And you could see the information, like, downloading into Haaland's brain.