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D. J. Mausner

Comedian

Aug 26, 2026

2:52
Fuck you
2:52
... here's the thing.
2:53
I- I- if you read the script, you can tell.
2:55
Like, it's not, it's not the actors, it's not the directing, it's not whatever.
2:58
If you read the script, you're like, "Yeah, this is somebody's first movie." The story is very, very basic and straightforward.
3:04
I think it's sold off of the jokes, 'cause the jokes are funny, the bits are funny.
3:07
Premise is, uh, after going through breakups the night before prom, two teenage girls go on an all-night bender to find new dates.

41 MINS LATER

43:50
No, just entitlement."
7:47
And now looking back it's like, well, of course, blah, blah, blah, but you being a lesbian on Comedy Central, are you kidding me?
7:54
Absolutely.
7:54
You're getting fucking torn apart.
7:56
I mean, that's the thing too, is, like, understanding, like, that just because people of different generations might not be where you're at on specific subjects, it doesn't mean that that's true for all subjects, and there are places where we can learn from each other.
8:09
Again, this does not mean to just, like, lay down and take, like, TERF-y behavior or things like we've all been, or that we've already been talking about.
8:17
But I do think it's about being, like, understanding that you're not the beginning and the end of progressive politics.
8:23
And I feel like, you know, my involvement with the Party for Socialism and Liberation, one of the things that [laughs] I felt like I still needed to learn, like, in my mid-20s was I have more in common with, like, a poor person who's homophobic than a billionaire who's gay.

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15:48
[laughs]
68:38
will say too with anime i feel like the over i don't i'm i dabble i've dabbled um i feel like the overarching thing is always like the main character is trying
68:49
yes so hard and in the in the uh animes where there are characters that aren't trying or their reasons are like stupid and you as the audience know that they're stupid it's supposed to be a subversion of xyz that existed before it but it really is that push and actually you talking about that french short reminded me of or that french the Time Called Panic.
69:10
Yeah.
69:10
Reminded me one of the first movies I ever watched multiple times in a row was Triplets of Belleville.
69:15
It's an animated French movie that's mostly silent.
69:18
Yeah.
69:18
When it spoke, there is there's music in and when there is talking, it's all in French.

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75:54
really want to be a hunter you're like dad left you like abandoned you to like be this thing and it's there's something so funny about the lead character being like yeah and i gotta see why it was worth it exactly it's so funny
51:33
Whoa.
51:33
Um, but you know, we got in the car.
51:35
My sisters came to tell me what happened very early in the morning.
51:38
I, like, packed a bag very quickly 'cause we didn't know how long we would be up there.
51:41
We got in the car, and my sister started driving, and we're all just, like, in shock 'cause it had just happened.
51:45
We had just all found out, like, hours earlier.
51:47
And then w- we all had to pee, but we were, like, on the back roads, and we were like, "We can't make it to the c- like, the hospital.

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96:50
I-
24:40
I was trying to
24:41
think of when I wrote that character Oh Espana
29:51
whole novel should sort of get you to a place where you're red in the face, wet in the shorts,
29:57
tight in the ass, slick in the ears, lug in the hair, short in the foot, wide in the chest, big in the...
30:07
And tall in the feelings and what else Sort of sort of strong in the lip loose of the tooth tooth Dry in the tongue.
30:26
Wet in the hair.
30:29
Wet in the

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