So why'd you do it? Why'd you steal all of these artifacts?

Because we are underappreciated and undervalued.

Every day, me and my donkey friends go up and down the hill, taking tourists, carrying things, and do we ever get to stop and enjoy the view? No.

Study the ancient buildings? No.

So we decided to take some for ourselves.

And now that I know how you all feel, I'll do my part to help you, just as much as I protect the Parthenon.

Thank you, Kostas.

We would all appreciate that.