Yeah, let's go Jess.

Okay, so for Ricky Snicky, maybe...

Oh, maybe they forgave a little too quickly.

We forgave Ricky.

The wives forgave them pretty quickly.

At the end, yes.

For a lifelong.

You open the door.

Texas' own Dax Flame.

Hello, thanks for having me.

So do you want me to do some jokes? Let's see.

These are the jokes I did at the comedy place.

We're the audience.

Thanks for having me.

I hope you're doing great.

anytime anytime

[laughs]

So I didn't wanna say it wrong.

Um, and she set us both up on a blind date for, um, 'cause we were doing a, a video together, and so part of it was t- talking to her, and we went on a blind date.

So I went on a date with someone named Elizabeth, and then Simon went on a date with someone named Zia.

And was that, that was your first date since the Russian girl?

Uh-huh.

And so then that- Naturally, the next step of trying to be funny is just maybe try it on stage.

So just wanted to try it and, and, uh, I think that I'm still super early in it.

Do you like movies? Are you gonna do any movies?

I would, I would like to.

Um, I don't really do auditions anymore.

Um, but, um, I would like to start doing that again and to start to be in movies again.

Anything you wanna tell the world? [clears throat]

Um, maybe just to, um, k- keep trying your best and to have fun and yeah.

It goes, Bean.

Okay, so then if I was, I should try to think of a funny thing to say about all that.

Do you have any any other things you want to say about it, and then I'll see if I could think of something Mexicans Have you have you been to Mexico cool, where did you go cool? So Let's see, who has another suggestion? I can't think of anything funny.

Project X, I was in that movie.

Has anyone seen that? Cool.

Do y'all have a suggestion? If you'd like to.

The Fall of Icarus.

Laugh Factory.

Yeah.

But someone did say something the other day about often serial killers are, uh, bed wetters to a older age.

And how, how, when did you stop wetting the bed?

I did, I did [laughs] until, uh, old, too old, but not anymore, of course.

Like, maybe, like, nine or something.

Project X, right?

Oh, I didn't drink at all during Project X 'cause I was 18.

But the only time I was blackout drunk was when I went to Russia.

Um, because then, uh, they, they, the people who flew me out there were just giving me, me a ton of free drinks, and I, I was just accepting it to be polite.

And then, um-

You want one go?

Yeah.

[singing] Dax Flame, light in the rain.

Yeah.

So basically then it makes for a funny video, uh, 'cause if I'd like tell them jokes or something.

Um, and then, um, I oftentimes will order food and offer them something such as I offered to give them a dog last time, which was like-

Yeah.

Thanks for having me on.

Um, and thanks for the viewers to wa- for watching.

Um, and if you're like, um, if you're like a younger viewer and stuff, then just try to, if you're ever feeling sad, just know that things always, uh, change very quickly, and try to have fun with your friends.

And if you don't have a lot of friends, then don't worry, you will soon.

Yeah, yeah.

I went to, that, that's at some, like, mall that has, like, just a billion stores.

And then I went there specifically because Carlos had asked for, uh, something from Japan for, like, a...

And I, like, used underwear from a vending machine.

Yummy.

Cool.

[upbeat music]

So you were in bed for six days?

Well, yeah.

I mean, the second day I was kinda, like, just kinda, like, walking around but feeling bad, and I was like, "I'm just gonna relax at my hotel," and then I just started to feel really bad.

No, really listen, okay?

Well, I don't have a sense of smell, so- [laughs] I, I, at some- I'm, I take showers whenever I'm gonna be around people and, 'cause I can't tell anymore since I lost my sense of smell a couple years ago.