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Dave Theune

American comedian and actor (St. Denis Medical, Good Girls, I Am Not Okay with This) who performs at UCB Theatre in Los Angeles and appears on Comedy Bang! Bang! and ManDogPod.

Jun 15, 2026

23:03
Thanks for the help, man.
23:05
No problem.
23:05
So what I'm seeing here is a, a high school on fire with a Sizzler grass in front [laughs] of an astronomer and a woman outside a, a amorous principal as well.
23:15
So what I'm thinking is if we can just change the eye line ever so slightly.

6 MINS LATER

28:52
Mm-hmm
28:53
... app or whatever, so I can just say, "Uh, Alexa, open Brown Noise," and it'll play it.
28:58
But I'll also sometimes if I'm on, if I'm not at home I'll use my phone.
29:02
But I just this week got, um, a little...
LaineyHOST
11:10
it
11:10
up.
11:11
That just makes me think of when I was in college, I... bought a, like most of us who were in college, I just didn't have any money.
11:22
But that didn't stop me from going to a used music store and buying a guitar and amplifier.
11:31
And I was like, I'm learning it.
11:33
I'm learning how to play.
11:35
I'm gonna have fun.
LaineyHOST
13:08
You're really proud of it.
speaker_4VOICE_ACTOR
13:02
So
13:03
I shall wait until the restaurant fills up a bit more, and then I shall put all your orders in at once.
13:09
And then when you get them all, let me tell you what.
13:13
It's like when you're in a packed movie theater and it's a, let's say you're gonna go see Aliens, all right? They're re-releasing it in theaters.
13:23
And when you see the alien for the first time, yes, oh, you've seen it before.
13:29
Oh yes, it's a terrifying film.
13:31
But when you see those aliens, the whole audience cheers at the same time and it's electric is what it is.

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speaker_4VOICE_ACTOR
40:32
This is great, I'm having a great time.

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