room, check.

We lived too far out in Styx to wait for the ambulance, so I was bundled up in a car and taken to the nearest hospital in Paris, Tennessee, which is a totally inappropriately named town.

And there I was examined by the chief surgeon, a man named Dr. Joe Mobley.

After the examination, Dr. Joe went and told my parents the very grim news.

Well, he's in bad shape.

He's got about a 50-50 chance of survival.

If he makes it through tonight, he'll probably live.

And

room, check.

We lived too far out in Styx to wait for the ambulance, so I was bundled up in a car and taken to the nearest hospital in Paris, Tennessee, which is a totally inappropriately named town.

And there I was examined by the chief surgeon, a man named Dr. Joe Mobley.

After the examination, Dr. Joe went and told my parents the very grim news.

Well, he's in bad shape.

He's got about a 50-50 chance of survival.

If he makes it through tonight, he'll probably live.

And