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Danielle Walker

Danielle Walker

American writer

Oct 13, 2026

8:17
It was
8:17
terrifying.
8:19
And then I went and did some work for these twins in Ballina called the Wildlife Twins, and they were hanging out with their dog, and they were like, oh, no, he's got his willy out again to one of the dogs.
8:28
It was like a dingo or something.
8:30
Anyway.
8:30
They were like telling me, and I didn't know this because I've always had dogs and then also I worked at the dog boarding kennel and I'd never seen it happen.
8:36
They were like, sometimes the penis gets stuck out of the sheath and if it's out for too long, the air dries it and it can't get back in.

47 MINS LATER

55:49
My overnight outfit.
6:25
Was there a party that you were forced to host in the past that has created this turmoil?
6:32
Oh, I haven't thought about this till right this second until you said that.
6:34
For my 18th birthday party, it was just as my parents were getting separated and they made me have three parties.
6:40
My dad threw me a party, my mum threw me a party and then I sort of had my own one with my friends that I was like, let's go out without my parents.
6:49
And my party that my mum threw, she decided she didn't like some of my friends, so she just invited who she wanted to invite to the party.
6:56
And one of the people she invited was my high school music teacher.
6:59
Sick.
8:24
over? What's the vibe of that? Yeah, they all
2:59
Why am I getting told off? I haven't even had a coffee yet.
3:02
I can't deal with people at the moment about dog stuff, the way they go crazy.
3:08
I put a video up of my mum.
3:10
So there's a dog in the neighbourhood that barks all day.
3:15
And so what my mum has started doing is, I don't know where she learned it.
3:18
Maybe she learned it when she was caravanning around going somewhere on an adventure.
3:21
But she got a whip.

8 MINS LATER

11:24
Because you were season one, how much did you – how much research had you done prior?
4:06
yeah i'm doing research that is so funny please stick around danielle i want to chat about taskmaster which you did very well on up next the joel crazy show comedian danielle walker is here who danielle you won the first season taskmaster i've just well and truly lost the fifth season how much research had you done prior i
4:29
I was a humongous Taskmaster fan.
4:32
Yes, I am.
4:32
Of, like, the UK series.
4:34
I was obsessed with it.
4:35
Like, I just thought it'd be so fun.
4:37
Such a playground.

5 MINS LATER

9:56
I love Newcastle.
41:28
Oh,
41:28
yes.
41:29
If you don't know, I'm the bottom corner.
41:31
That's me.
41:32
This is Scouts.
41:33
This is lovely.
41:34
This was me growing up.
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42:59
LAUGHTER
18:02
yourself inside a house?
18:04
Inside my own house.
18:05
I was having body issues.
18:08
It turns out I needed my gallbladder out, but the doctor was not telling me that that's what...
18:13
She said that that's not what the problem was, even though I'd said it anyway.
18:15
So I was going mental and decided to do a juice cleanse.
18:18
to fix me and then like four days into it, I was on the beetroot juices and I did the fart and then it all, I was in the kitchen and it just, oh, it looked like I fully had a miscarriage.

6 MINS LATER

24:42
That's pretty good.

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