What are some of the hacks to speed this shit up? Because this isn't working either.

I'll tell you one hack right off the top.

And this is straight out of our book.

If you want the long version, which we don't want the long version, you ask for the long version.

If you want the short version, you sound and look like you want the short version.

So let me give you an example.

Let's say you close the office at six o'clock, right? Let's say 5.30 is your last appointment.

What am I doing that's increasing my odds?