Dagwood Bumstead

Bonds and bombs will beat the axis, so be sure to pay your income taxes.

Save your old tin cans, your iron and lead, and give it all your waste paper to Dagwood Bumstead.

Costello, it's Dagwood.

Where's Blondie Dagwood?

Oh.

McCartney, what are those large, grotesque objects down there on the sidewalk? Oh, those are my feet.

Oh, I guess you must mean these sleeping bags.

Oh, so that's what they are.

He gives himself a pat on the back for apologizing.

I mean, why didn't you check your facts before you did this? 508 says, "Separated at birth, Ken Dilanian and Dagwood Bumstead." I don't think Ken Dilanian has as much hair as Dagwood Bumstead.

For those of you who are younger in the audience, Dagwood Bu- Bumstead is Blondie's husband in the comic strips.

But this is, uh, Ken Dagwood Bumstead Dilanian.

Cut 13.

I want to correct reporting from earlier today.

This is absolutely a must-do.

Meet the Marvel Superheroes is a character meet and greet experience that gives guests the opportunity to come face to face with some of Marvel's most iconic heroes.

Rather than watching the action unfold from the sidelines, visitors can interact directly with legendary characters such as Spider-Man, Captain America, Wolverine, Storm, Rogue, and Cyclops.

Cafe Four is one of two primary dining locations themed as the employee cafeteria for the Baxter Building, headquarters of the Fantastic Four.

The restaurant's name comes from Marvel's famous superhero team, and guests are invited to dine as if they're visiting the workplace of Reed Richards, Sue Storm, Johnny Storm, and Ben Grimm.

Additionally, they do have the beloved Auntie Anne's pretzel spot as well.

Next up, we approach Toon Lagoon where guests are transported into a cartoon universe where the funny pages have escaped the newspaper and become a fully immersive environment filled with oversized props, comic sound effects, exaggerated architecture, and water-soaked adventures.

Inspired by the beloved characters such as Popeye, Blondie, Beetle Bailey, Dudley D. Wright, and others, Toon Lagoon embraces the playful energy and visual style of traditional Sunday comics.

Uh, but this guy, you know, you put him on a wider stage, and he distances himself from the lexicon that he used to unload on the minions, on the followers.

You know, he makes, he makes David Koresh look like D- Dagwood Bumstead.

I don't remember that name.

But anyway, the other thing too I wanna make-

Uh, here we go.

Dagwood Bumstead in his donut pajamas is laying in bed reading a book.

Like that guy reads books.

Are you kidding me? You don't think Dagwood Bumstead scrolls? Not even Instagram, TikTok.

Mm-hmm.

So he's reading a book.