Oh, 100 yards, that's practically a long-distance relationship.

Yeah, I got to go past the faded, handicapped spaces around the pothole and across three rows of weeds.

Can't you take a shortcut? Well, through the old Kmart, they brought it back up years ago.

payments on a shopping cart?

Yeah.

60 months, zero down.

What's your monthly payment? $1.50.

That's a good deal.