Of course.

Soak, dry, dry...

The whole thing's clean.

The, the sink is blocked, but it's all clean.

And then, and now the trash can is just, like, overflowing with my sick.

So I pull out, I pick up the bag, and I was like, "I'll just throw it in another, I'll just throw it in another spot." I pick up the bag, it burst all over the floor.

Then when you see it, you're like, "Eh, it's-"

Sometimes, like, porn's, like, a little bit, like...

[laughs]

They're not allowed.

Did you know that? They're not allowed.

If you go onto makeawish.com, there's a tab that says, "None of these wishes." It's a huge laundry list of stuff you're not allowed to wish for, and number one on that list is no prostitution.

Huge writing, "No prostitution," 'cause that's the first wish on every little boy's lips.

Yeah

...

I swear there's a list.

We, but you were, you were saying that, so Ballymun, uh, was that the original place?

So Ballymun is the name of the whole area, and my family are from there.

And then they built these high, famous high-rise, uh, towers, the flats as we call them.

There was, like, eight of them went up, and they m- they relocated people from the inner city to there.

And it became notorious for, like, just, like, uh, poverty and crime and things like that.

But so then my mother, her side of the family, where they lived was called Ballymun, and then the property values started to drop, so they changed the name of their location.

They-

Member FDIC.

They're all

cooking fentanyl in this kitchen.

I just feel sorry for Steve being involved in this.

I know.

Steve is such a great guy.

Steve is such a great guy.

Honestly, out of one little fib and now here he is.

It's

Colin.

[laughs] All right.

Go to colintyrrell.com. I'm on the road.

I'm in Tulsa, Oklahoma at the Looney Bin Comedy Club June 5th and 6th.

That's the only comedy in Tulsa, Oklahoma that weekend.

No one else is playing any other clubs.

Uh, I'm in Reno, Nevada; Winnipeg, Canada; San Francisco; Sacramento; San Diego; Los Angeles.

[laughs]

So what, how was, what was her reaction?

We were kind of just, like, going at it.

And, and then, uh, people beside her, they was like, "Calm down, calm down." And then eventually she got up and walked away.

But there w- there was the people around us.

I don't know what was gonna happen next, but I had my phone with my music right beside her face like that, as loud as I could, going, "We, I'll, I'll do this all day."

[laughs]

This was just one of those houses that like when you showed up and nothing was cleaned yet, and they were still, like, unpacking boxes and all sorts of shit.

And then n- one of the guys I worked with was like, "Yo, come here, have a look at this," 'cause we were going through shit.

What?" [laughs]

Is this to teach guys to, to be able to date long-term, so they don't get-

... suit.

You go to the bathroom, and the cubicle next to you, the guy has all his clothes on the ground having a shit.

Well listen, we had, we had a bag of coke.

Where did I get it? In Grand Rapids some dudes who l- were fans of yours gave you a huge bag of coke, and then- They did? Yes.

[laughs] This is Collie Cockfields.

No, it was in Grand Rapids.

Can I ask you a question? It was in Grand Rapids.

Hold on.

R- regardless of where it was- Sure ...

[laughs] Let him test it for us

Ah!

Ah![laughs] He's screaming

I mean, Colum, Colum built it up so much.

[laughs] I, I, I came in, he's one of the g- one of the, one of the best.

(laughs)

I've put, I've damaged their stock value.

I go into Home Depot, I walk out with a receipt for a nail and fucking five big bucket...

And I go, "What?" And I just walk out.

Fuck 'em.

Airport, I'm not paying for anything in the airport.

(laughs)

But it's funny, a lot of Irish are actually, they go to Australia, they work for a couple of years then they get granted, like, a visa and you got to get- get your citizenship doing the English exam.