Really?

Yes.

It was in a park camping ground where a lot of families were gathered having their midday meal, and I came a-prancing through to bring my brand of joy.And the screams that I heard, screams of glee and joy and welcoming, were actually terror.

Because apparently behind me-

Zero.

Exactly.

So you don't understand.

By the sixth or seventh time, you're saying to yourself, "Well, surely that's the last one." I mean, how, I now hold the record.