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Christos Tos

Christos Tos

Christos "Chris Tos" Petropopoudopoulos is a New York-based stand-up and sketch comedian and viral creator known for comedy rooted in his Greek-Albanian heritage, years in Japan, and anime/gaming culture.

Sep 15, 2026

66:47
They're not
66:48
doing it at the same time.
66:49
No, when you're pooping, you have to release urine because it's like part of the bowel movement.
66:54
There's no way.
66:57
Are you gaslighting me? Do we do I have to validate this right now? I'm going to say.
67:05
That's why I'm saying, that's why I'm like confused why you're not picking up what I'm putting down.
67:08
Cause if you're, you're bricked up, then you gotta like tilt it down into the thing and you gotta like force an erect Johnson, you know, down.

10 MINS LATER

77:06
All right, let me go get a glass of water.

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