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Chris Morris

Oct 15, 2026

StuartHOST
2:57
Yeah.
2:57
You don't think about it, but when you think I've just bought a round for £100, if I buy another two rounds, that's 300 quid I've done in less than 45 minutes, like.
3:06
[laughs] And you know when you feel obliged because you haven't seen so many people, and then you're half their age, and you know, that's the first thing I do at a funeral.
3:15
I'm counting how many people are older than me at the funeral.
3:18
So how, how many in line am I away from the coffin, basically, you know? [laughs] I always do that.
3:24
[laughs] But this time round, I'm, I'm doing it with the beer, and I'm, I'm calculating what it costs per liter for fuel at the minute, which is at an all-time high, and it's not the price of beer.
3:36
Beer is the only product that you buy where there isn't a price tag on it.

36 MINS LATER

StuartHOST
40:03
Is that what you, you found?

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