Yeah.

and we're headed into this big game against our rival.

And he's like, man, we gotta play defense, we gotta play hard.

He's like, don't be scared to get dunked on and all this stuff.

He's like, man, if it happens, whatever, man.

He's like, it ain't gonna happen to me, but if it happens, you know what I mean? Just play defense, bro.

We big game.

right

Y'all should tell

people.

No, it doesn't work like that.

You know, people don't realize Or maybe people do, but I think people outside of this, for sure, they don't understand, like, it's so much quiet money and stand-up comedy that, like, comedians don't post about.

You know what I mean? Cruises, corporate, colleges, like, those things are all year round, but we just kind of do them in the dark.

Right.

Because we don't want to, like, spam our pages with shows that it's very unlikely anybody's actually going to go to.

I

Very small players

... yeah, I was like one of the tallest players on my team.

So naturally more of like a guard, but a, I'm sacrificing and playing like a forward center.

Now I realize that this is a time to be selfish, you know what I mean? Um, then went to college.

I was thinking about walking on, made the inter, you know, started playing intramurals.

Got, got into other stuff.

I'm like, you know what, eh, I'm good.

Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, what was that like growing up here in LA?

A lot of space, gotta have two holes for that.

And there was, uh, one thing that kinda, you know, had me believing it.

There was, like, a report, I think it was like 1943 or something, where a plane flew-- a pilot flew over it, and he reported back like, "Yo, there was a bunch of green, like, greenery everywhere in the middle of the South Pole."

[laughing]

Yeah.

So there's, like, this island in the middle of the ocean, right? And, um, underneath is a bunch of, like, rocks that used to be on land.Right, but now it's covered under the water, but not too far deep, where a bunch of seagulls pooped on it, like, years ago, or, you know, centuries ago, whatever.

And that, that poop usually turns to, like, this valuable kind of, uh-

like,

actually...

There was only one person that voted against MLK.

start ball

nothing and i could i could do my hair too like you out and about your hair growing but it's growing the way it grows whatever you wait yummy now you can't do your hair you gotta you gotta find a way to go home to do your hair now as you're doing your hair your hair is growing more it's a lot bro

(laughs)

You know what I mean? So I, I think we're headed that way in some ways.

I hear, I hear there's a loneliness epidemic out there too, so if that helps people from doing, like, crazy stuff, I'm all for it, you know?

Uh-huh.

And so now I feel like I'm getting way less parking tickets for that reason.

And so I think that's a good thing.

But I wonder, that technology was available a long time ago, and I wonder who pushed that through and whoever did should be running for president.