
Celya AB
Comedian and writer
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Oct 14, 2026
Travelling for work
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Celya ABGUEST
If I'm away for five nights, I'll try and eat healthy, whatever that means, for 80% of that time, and then allow 20% of just grease and butter and sugar and chocolate.

Celya ABGUEST
And I'm not really a drinker, so I think that, in my head, I'm like, it probably evens out to eating fully healthy and drinking, um, where my pint is a lot of chocolate, a lot of sweets.

Celya ABGUEST
But I think it's hard because I love food so much, um, and I feel like sometimes it's a curse to know so much about food and what's nice.

Celya ABGUEST
It's kind of like trying to find a balance by sort of knowing that, like, it impacts the show.
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22:40Ruth AlexanderHOST
And when you do get your spices and cook, like, how transformative is that when you're in the middle of a tour?
Pappy's Flatshare Slamdown Ep 1636: Celya AB & John Robins
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Matthew CrosbyHOST
tom that perfect was premature wasn't it it was a perfect title okay here we go so uh dj connor if i've not thanked you already please thank you thank you for the music

Celya ABGUEST
it's not yet i listened back to it today I was eating a meal And it was very good but he said it in other words Wasn't an English meal Nor was it a French meal He said it was very good And then they said no, you can't have that And then they put the things around his wrist Which means he's got arrested for eating A very nice meal.
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Celya ABGUEST
What helps with male mental health is clarity, it's boundaries, it's rules, it's things that make Will feel safe in the relationship.
Needing emotional intelligence and predicting friends' relationships with Celya AB
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Celya ABGUEST
And then the second person was someone who lived in London, and I was just kind of like, it was a d- like, first date sort of thing where I was like, "I'm not necessarily looking for a relationship.

Celya ABGUEST
I just would like to sort of, like, explore something more fun." And that went really well.

Celya ABGUEST
And then the third person was someone that I'd known for a little bit of time, not too long, that I asked out, and, uh, they didn't actually reject me specifically.
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#463 - The Trifecta of Value, Celya AB and A Bin Bag of Marmite
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Celya ABGUEST
I think if you're an alien in a place, as opposed, instead of trying to fit in, you should play up your differences.

Celya ABGUEST
Don't try and fit in because if you're trying to be as French as possible in France, you're comparing yourself to actual French people.

Celya ABGUEST
What is it? Do you know what I find amazing? There's so many friends in my life who just speak to me like I'm a regular person.

