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Celya AB

Celya AB

Comedian and writer

Oct 14, 2026

3:40
[laughs]
3:40
I think I've got it down now, which is I'm away a lot with work.
3:44
If I'm away for five nights, I'll try and eat healthy, whatever that means, for 80% of that time, and then allow 20% of just grease and butter and sugar and chocolate.
3:59
And I'm not really a drinker, so I think that, in my head, I'm like, it probably evens out to eating fully healthy and drinking, um, where my pint is a lot of chocolate, a lot of sweets.
4:11
But I think it's hard because I love food so much, um, and I feel like sometimes it's a curse to know so much about food and what's nice.
4:20
It's kind of like trying to find a balance by sort of knowing that, like, it impacts the show.
4:24
Whatever I eat will impact the show.

18 MINS LATER

22:40
And when you do get your spices and cook, like, how transformative is that when you're in the middle of a tour?
49:29
tom that perfect was premature wasn't it it was a perfect title okay here we go so uh dj connor if i've not thanked you already please thank you thank you for the music
49:47
it's not yet i listened back to it today I was eating a meal And it was very good but he said it in other words Wasn't an English meal Nor was it a French meal He said it was very good And then they said no, you can't have that And then they put the things around his wrist Which means he's got arrested for eating A very nice meal.
50:28
Oh, no, it was very good.
50:30
Nice meal.
50:33
Mamma mia.

25 MINS LATER

75:19
Finally, finally.
75:20
Male mental health is very important.
75:21
What helps with male mental health is clarity, it's boundaries, it's rules, it's things that make Will feel safe in the relationship.
38:08
Yeah.
38:08
So, like, like, that was good.
38:10
And then the second person was someone who lived in London, and I was just kind of like, it was a d- like, first date sort of thing where I was like, "I'm not necessarily looking for a relationship.
38:19
I just would like to sort of, like, explore something more fun." And that went really well.
38:26
And then the third person was someone that I'd known for a little bit of time, not too long, that I asked out, and, uh, they didn't actually reject me specifically.
38:37
They just said that they happened to be seeing someone else.
38:39
But because, like, my rejection muscle hasn't been trained-

14 MINS LATER

53:01
Mm-hmm
49:20
so you think is it better to speak in english than bad french
49:24
I think that like, here's my take.
49:27
I think if you're an alien in a place, as opposed, instead of trying to fit in, you should play up your differences.
49:35
So I think you should actually go hyper English, Mr. Darcy.
49:39
Like you should really just like go full on English, a bit of the exoticism.
49:44
Don't try and fit in because if you're trying to be as French as possible in France, you're comparing yourself to actual French people.
53:32
Because that's how some of them talk.
53:34
What is it? Do you know what I find amazing? There's so many friends in my life who just speak to me like I'm a regular person.

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