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Carolina Hidalgo

Comedian and podcaster, co-host of the Last Podcast Network's music history show No Dogs in Space with Marcus Parks.

Oct 26, 2026

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the
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music? It's actually pretty good.
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It's poppy.
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It's very catchy.
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It's very poppy.
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And so her later albums became more like rock and roll, like a lot more guitar, a lot more like even like a motorcycle reverie.
29:24
They had a lot of sound effects that made it more like a little more hardcore than pop.

16 MINS LATER

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of allegations and all this.
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Right.
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Uh, and then the next part is I'm gonna go out there and, um- You know what I, I think I should do? I think I should j- join John Hood, and because I don't think I have a home anymore.
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I think I'm done, 'cause Wayne is gonna find me.
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And, uh, when he eventually finds out the, you know, to go to Studio 54, sure, he's gonna find a lot of shit, but he's not gonna realize, uh...
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He's not gonna find the skull, uh, like, stamp on the glassine, uh, envelope, so he's gonna try to find me.
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So I'm gonna run over and try to find John.

1 HR 4 MINS LATER

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What are you gonna do?
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I'm gonna say thank you, first of all.
3:42
Carolina, what is the hardest drug you've ever done? You ever?
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No, no, no.
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I never given blood.
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No, I never did that.
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I did take acid one time in New Zealand with three of my friends, and we ended up driving straight to the sheriff's office by accident.
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But it's okay.
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You turned yourself in? No, no, we were just like, we're looking for the convenience store.

1 HR 3 MINS LATER

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It doesn't get any deeper than that.
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Really?
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You, that's how you get them from collision.
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That's how you get them from hitting heads together.
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And you get this, like, sixth sense, this, like, Matrix kinda like, "I am the one" kinda bullshit thing, where you know when things are about to happen.
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When you work with kids, you know seconds away.
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So that means I don't have to fight a single kid in a zombie apocalypse.
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All I have to do is just turn them around and be like, uh, what's the announcer's name?

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[laughs]
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What?
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What was that? Yeah.
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Uh, he was wearing like this vest, uh, 'cause he was on a motorcycle with his sons.
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I don't know if...
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TMZ did a whole thing this week and stuff.
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Okay.
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And he had to beat up his neighbor because his neighbor...
67:16
[laughs]

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