Do you have like splinter

history? deutsch i've gotten a couple i've gotten a couple good splinters i sat on an old an old bench when i was a boy at someone's at someone's pool and i got like 10 massive splinters in my ass horrible 10 piece and uh it was an old bench an old bench at a friend's pool or a community pool a friend's pool and my friend's mom had to lay me over her lap and pluck them out oh very embarrassing

I do remember him now.

I think he starts talking about...

You'd be good on the dozen, Deutsch.

Just on very specific...

That's what the dozen is.

It doesn't work anymore, but stuff from my childhood that I liked, I do hold on to it for a while.

[laughs]

It, it's just like, it's very difficult and very stupid on my part to just not have, like, access to all of that, and just, like, send a Venmo for whatever my part of the payment is every month, which has been fine.

But when you need, when you're in a foreign land and you need 5G-

Oh, no.

They were in, like, the front first class area in the plane.

I... or th- the, the train.

I was on the tail end of the train.

I saw the sign for Zurich.

Mm-hmm.

But he did the ch- Another proud moment.

We're getting kinda hammered, and I'm beat up.

We light this huge one, and he just got a hold of...

What's the guy's name? White? He was wearing the white-

Yeah.

So I went in, and I was pissing.

And before long I noticed it's all over the floor.

Buddy, how you doing?

I got hit in the top.

I didn't have protection on the top of the head.

I got hit twice in the top.

Ah.

Everyone else was wearing coats and they were screaming.

I said, "Donny, why are you going backwards?"

It's set up.

I've only, I've only gone after one hornets' nest since the last time I was there.

It was a ground hornets' nest.

It was basically, uh, yellow jackets, and I put the gas to them.

Have you got some hornets' nests up there in Wisconsin?

Yeah?

How about the guy that's the son of the New Orleans quarterback, uh-

Yeah

...

I thought that the nest was on my foot.

He, it, it just whacked me so hard, and then I felt, I thought the whole n- I was messed up.

Then I thought I broke my ankle, but it's fine.

You're live on the yak.

You're live on the yak.

I got out of it unscathed pretty much.

Kyle would be interested in this.

Oh, yes.

After I had a...

I had some heart disease, had a stent put in in, uh, 2010.

Had a friend of mine, he said that, uh, you could potentially reverse plaque, 'cause I had other plaques in other pl- from diet.

I don't know if you've ever heard of the book, uh, Reverse, uh, Prevent and Reverse Heart Disease by, uh, Caldwell Esselstyn.

So I read that, and I became a strict vegan.

Can you, can you still give Ronnie a, a, like, go at one-on-one in basketball? Or is it, like, he, you just win all the time?

How long did you hit to get a blister?

Uh, like, it was 15 pitches a round, like probably eight rounds, so 8 times 15.

250 is out of the fucking park.

That's why I'm saying, like, yeah, 30% probably for me.

What'd you guys hit on last year?

'Cause you, when you were there for one night, you just didn't stop drinking the entire time, which I think is what they want you to do, but ...

Yeah.

I mean, I, I went into it thinking, "Oh, this is great.

This is like a vacation.

I'm just gonna drink the whole time, and we're all gonna get along and have fun," and it just f-

Looking back, what could you have done differently?

Um, I guess the fir- the first night I was talking to a girl at the very end of the night with Betts, and she said that she was down to come back.

Are you like, ugh?

No.

So I think I went to bed at a weird.

I think I went to bed at like 7.

Yeah.

Wait, you didn't watch the game? I missed the game.

I did miss the game, but I woke up at four, was wide awake, and I went to the gym for three hours.

I'm excited to see you on spring break.

Right.

I could do it either way.

I could do it during the week, but then my week's just going to be like starting off on a crazy note.

I can do it either way.

I was just thinking that I'm probably going to be here until like Sunday morning.

i'd rather go at seven

i'd rather go at five five yeah give yourself time to give yourself time but yeah i've always wanted to go it was it was nice was the conversation good the convert he was tired he had a long run so he was kind of pooped okay but it was it was good we had some good conversation

is in trouble

no but i'm gonna be here till like the wee hours of sunday morning yeah for sure and then we don't have a stream that's okay that's fine i love that but no yeah i was a little bit down yesterday sorry about that this has gotten me uh reinvigorated all right good

You just got to figure out a way not to drink on Friday.

It was just so exciting to be here, and there's so many 25-year-old guys that just want to go out and drink.

It's so hard to, like...

I've never had to say, like, no. It's usually my friends in their early 30s who it's, like, hard to get them to go out one or two nights a week.

All of a sudden, I'm right in the mix...

What are we doing?

How'd this happen? Oh, boy.

What's going on? A few of them have exploded from just hitting the ground, and I need to just re-up on some beer.

How's it gone? It seems like this has been a success, but we can definitely improve.

Yeah, I think it's the initial, like, everybody seeing it and it's wonder was, like, great.

And then I have the two days where I have to drink 16, and then it just slowly kind of...

It's less.

This is what I was worried about.

We all just come over and clap up Deutch drinking a beer.

I did meet Dave one time here when I applied for the PMT internship, and I had the briefcase full of lobster rolls.

And I asked him if he wanted a lobster roll out of my briefcase, and he just gave me a look and just said no. be my second time meeting him

What did you do last year?

Last year, I was just in my apartment just slowly drinking it.

You built this on your apartment wall? I'll see if I have pictures of the damage.

Did you? Was it the same? No, it was just drywall, so the command strips just...

Stuck to it? Ripped off all like that.

Chestnut?

We were probably out until like 7 or 8.

And he was just going the whole time? Yeah, he was going.

And he, I mean, thousands of people just constantly coming up to him.

Because you've got to think of, it's not like he's on a sports team where like Only people in a specific area.

He's America's guy.

That's good to know.

What's like a retirement look like for him? What does aging look like when you have this as your career? Do you think he's capable of acknowledging that like, you know, when he's like 50 years old, maybe I should stop doing this? Or do you think he's just going to always show up at small town fairs and compete in their pie eating contest? He's not going to be able to give it

Wow.

It was a phrase I taught you.

Yeah.

Muckled onto.

Yeah.

That's right.

So what's your plans for Saturday? I think unless he bails on me, Joe Chestnut's coming to visit.

Do you think you could be talked into trying it or is it a hard?

You get to the-

That's a heavy block, no offense.

Well, then you're gonna have to draft a team, so you, you...

The strategy is drafting the right types of weights.

[laughs]

Yeah, it's a lot of inertia.

It's tough.

Oh, you'll get it.

Is that kid not going to get in? I don't know.

I've already given multiple commands to clear the room and get out of here, but no one's moving.

This kid's drinking a beer right in their face.

Apparently they're taking this pretty serious.

I guess.

You in charge? Still haven't found out who's in charge?

I'll be here at

845.

that's crazy how would you like sugarcoat it or would you straight up be like we want your data

i mean you just i think you just say we're just going to monitor there's not going to be any specifics it's just going to go into a pool i mean a lot of people were very skeptical of it right away yeah you'd have to i don't know how many uh deals did you close So if you didn't get the first household, you'd start going to...

It was either the right or the left.

It was less money the far...

Eventually, you'd get somebody who just wanted...

The

What job were you the best at and what were you the worst at?

Good question.

Roddy, do you want to tell them the first content idea you had for me? Because I don't know if it's going to work, but it was also very much you.

The bracket of fans? Yeah, the bracket.

Well, I thought you could possibly get a sponsor.

Just for March Madness, you make shelves for, like, the 64 teams for March Madness, and then you, with a label maker, put each team on a beer can and then drink them as you eliminate the teams until it's the champion.

Have you used it recently?

No, it's been a little while since I used it.

Once my agreement with Garage...

Was done.