the contact hours talks about that makes a lot of sense mate um i want to go into a bit of a sensitive one mate and now we can cut this if we have to but geelong are in the news and it's a sensitive topic is it true that mick malthouse made you sign a waiver to stop texting christy while you're on the pies list oh

well listen listen uh Strawny's love for Christie has been on official record.

There's no doubt about that.

She chose a different path for her life, which I over time have had to respect.

And if she chose to be with a man who isn't Brian Strawn, who's maybe less attractive, less life prospects probably, um then that's that's that's her call that's her call so um i think it was when i actually rocked up to the wedding day um and uh that that mick kind of said enough's enough enough yeah yeah but i i did send a few blokes around to mix house recently and things went a little bit askew Oh, so good.

That's a zinger.

That's a zinger.

phrase is the inside man unbelievable uh i want to talk more i want to talk more coaching mate uh they can't be going any worse the bombers came across my desk during the week a little rumor that you might have put your hand up to be player coach can you confirm or deny

How did you see it, considering some Pies players have had much better luck getting off at the tribunal? I mean, you know, you can't deny it, Strawn.

Well, Loz, I mean, first of all, I'll say this, that Darcy Fogarty should have got life.

He should have got life, and I think we all realise that.

But Darcy Fogarty, he did not have good representation.

And...

What Billy Frampton and Brayden Maynard and Jack Chris, they all had was a good representation.

Who was it? You'd be surprised how good the legal in Year 10 at Horsham actually is, Roo, because Strawny went all bloody LA law.

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