Tywood Murphy, dude.

Oh, I, of course, have met you, Tedward.

You are currently the reigning po-boy eating champion at WRYT University.

I'm talking about this strange man in the corner of the room smoking cigarettes.

Okay, dude.

Nice to meet you, Whippets.

And if you're a fan of sports, I'm a friend of yours.

I'm a fan of your sports voice.