
Brian Simpson
Comedian and podcaster
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Sep 5, 2026
KT+: Behind the Tape (Ep: 783 Gary Owen + Brian Simpson)
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Oh, okay.

Brian SimpsonGUEST
Was like every, every bucket pull was either a great interview or a great comic overall.

Brian SimpsonGUEST
Grant killed ... 'Cause I see Grant all the time but I don't know, I ain't know he was that funny.
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You gotta have a disguise for Superman
#2548 - Brian Simpson
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Brian SimpsonGUEST
She was talking more along the lines of, like, of what, of, like, cancel culture and what it's borne out of.

Brian SimpsonGUEST
She called it, like, slave morality, or master, master-slave morality, where she was saying, like, you, the, the ruling class traditionally defines themselves as, like, the way they behave as good and just.

Brian SimpsonGUEST
Like, you know, things like being beautiful and being successful, and those are ...
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#783 - GARY OWEN + BRIAN SIMPSON
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Brian SimpsonGUEST
But I, I feel like if you booked it but you ain't paid for nothing yet, you just kind of wrote it down.
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Brian SimpsonGUEST
I, we used to, we used to, when I was deployed, we would f- we would, like, dip the whole roll of toilet paper to make a little pile so the blue water didn't splash up on-
#2491 - Brian Simpson
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Brian SimpsonGUEST
So the, the, the, the ultimate plan is to lull you into goingLike, they want you to l- they want you to log on every day and see that n- m- number going up and going, "Oh, shit, I'm gonna put my money in there so, so I can make even more money." Right? That's the ultimate plan.

Brian SimpsonGUEST
But if you, even if you got suspicious and you like, "I wanna take my money out," well, they go, "Okay.
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#2414 - Brian Simpson
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Brian SimpsonGUEST
And he just kept fucking me up and... 'Cause I didn't, I was scared to hurt him, and he didn't give a fuck about me.

Brian SimpsonGUEST
And I got my ass whooped, and then, and then when it was finally all over, I was like, "Ha." And I went to the vending machine, and I, [laughs] and I fucking opened the Snicker bar, and I was like...

Brian SimpsonGUEST
And my coach came over, he was like, "What the fuck are you doing?" You know, I was like, "Uh, well, the tournament's over." He was like, "You missed weight and you gonna come over here and g- eat snacks?" And it, and it, and it was, and I was one of them kids where like I was just defiant.
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#722- BRIAN SIMPSON + YANNIS PAPPAS
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Brian SimpsonGUEST
It's funny how he say he never been a crackhead, but he look like they could send him undercover with crackheads.
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Brian SimpsonGUEST
He'll introduce her to shea butter, and he'll, he'll take her down to the bingo hall.
#2266 - Brian Simpson
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Brian SimpsonGUEST
even when you... 'Cause y- you know what's so funny is I think a lot of people assume that a, that most of the, like, homeless people on the street, um, are homeless because they got a drug, they had a drug problem.

Brian SimpsonGUEST
They usually are fine when they hit the street, and they, they start using drugs.

Brian SimpsonGUEST
'Cause, like, what else the fuck you gonna do? Where, where else you gonna get happiness from? You not-
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Brian SimpsonGUEST
I went and saw that, I, my family went and saw that, and I went and saw another, a different movie, uh.
