What are you going to do on the show?

Well, listen, I think there's a need at 1 p.m. to have conversations across Canada.

This is a show not only about news and politics, but lifestyle, health, everything.

Those conversations that we have about health, that we want to carry them over.

And again, I think that there is this need to figure out how we have discourse.

This isn't about right or left.

I'm not going on here to be a conservative mouthpiece.

I've

I'll give you, let's three to five ways that you would fix Canada.

Oh, you just need one.

You just need to make sure that you can get to Alberta, and you dig every last resource that they have out of the ground, and you take off any caps or emission caps that you have in Alberta, and you functionally do what Norway did with their sovereign wealth fund 'cause we don't have a sovereign wealth fund.

We have a debt fund that's coming.

You j- you, you, you extract every piece of oil that you can, and regardless of the emissions that go out, you say, "We have this some, this cap, five to seven years.

Take everything out of the ground." You take that out, you put that into a sovereign wealth fund after paying off your debt.

If we exposed what was underneath Alberta and the beautiful people of Alberta to, who actually extract the oil, again, we are a nepotism baby of a country.

Fuck off.

It feels really good to exhale.

I'm so excited that I get to tell you this.

I've never said this out loud, even to the people closest to me.

Um, I've, I grew up in, and for people in the States, they won't understand, but like, you know, my dad would have been like the commissioner of the NFL, but for Canada's football league.

And so when I grew up, I loved football.

I was always in there.

I got to walk around.

And over

yeah i mean who does this so what what did we learn about this guy

then the setup to this is even crazier because just like normal catfishing, right? This person works as a mental health professional.

Her name is Jennifer.

I won't say anything else.

She is from Austin.

That's what we do know.

Um, but, uh, It's almost like this guy scouted out who she was because two weeks into this relationship, as they were really developing their text messages, they were supposed to finally meet.

not?

You know, you wrote every word yourself.

Yeah, no, I have a very good process, Ben.

It's called, I took an edible that night and the next thing, you know, I was talking to one of my friends and she said, just do the Trump voice for, and just spouted some random word.

Cause it's very easy to get into them.

And I started singing jingle bells for some reason.

Yeah.

But I have to tell you something, though, because when you're on Zoom, you don't get the underlaid audio.

So he's a man on a clock.