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Bono

May 20, 2026

12:10
Okay, okay
Bono
BonoGUEST
12:10
okayIf we can hang out together as a group, I really think we can overthrow the current dictatorship and install our own.
Bono
BonoGUEST
12:25
[audience applauding]
16:18
You know what? Fuck all of you.
Bono
BonoGUEST
16:20
I'd like to make a suggestion, if I may.
Bono
BonoGUEST
16:22
This group is so fractured, I believe a trip to Mother Africa would be very beneficial.
Bono
BonoGUEST
16:29
I'm currently planning a full excursion.
Bono
BonoGUEST
16:31
Have any of you been?
34:33
What do you wish your mom knew about you? What part of your life do you wish your mom could see?
BonoGUEST
34:39
Uh, I'm trying to think, is there anything I wouldn't want my mother to see, [laughs] and there probably is, but not that much.
BonoGUEST
34:49
Because again, I think she was just a really kind of unjudgmental person, not, uh, you know, just be who you are.
BonoGUEST
34:58
I think the thing she'd be the most upset about is sometimes I'm uncomfortable in my skin.
BonoGUEST
35:04
Sometimes I'm a, a little-- I'm a bit awkward.
BonoGUEST
35:06
I get stage fright, believe it or not.
BonoGUEST
35:09
Sometimes it's random.

11 MINS LATER

46:00
[laughs]
5:18
I don't want your bloody scars.
Bono
BonoGUEST
5:21
I fail to see how any of this arguing is going to save one black rhino in Africa, a continent I visit frequently.
Bono
BonoGUEST
5:30
Have any of you been?
WillHOST
5:42
Gene, we've already hashed this out.
Bono
BonoGUEST
5:44
I'm here to ensure the viability not only of this facility, but of all creatures large and small.
100:49
I fucking love this version.
BonoSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
100:50
(soft music) The sea wants to kiss the golden shore.
BonoSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
101:03
The sunlight wants your skin.
BonoSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
101:08
All the beauty that's been lost before.
BonoSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
101:12
Wants to find us again.
BonoSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
101:16
I can't fight you anymore.
BonoSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
101:20
It's you I'm fighting for.

1 HR 12 MINS LATER

173:20
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