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"I see that diaper on you.

I heard the jokes.

None of them are as funny as what I think you're going through."

[laughs]

"Bob Saget at The Improv this week here.

Oh, God, there's extra shows, you know? Here we go to an extra show with Bob Saget.

Oh, yeah, it's the best, man."

Okay, I'll do it.

I've done things.

It's weird to talk about yourself and say, and it is kind of wrong to go, "I, I, I'm a, I'm a good guy.

I'm a noble guy," you know? But that can bite you in the butt 'cause you're saying, uh, "I've never done anything," and I've done some dumb things.

I wrote a book called Dirty Daddy, and in it I had a chapter, Relationships I'd Rather Not Talk About, and another one called Things I Shouldn't Have Done, and that's like drunk driving and stuff.

And that's, that you don't do.

You can kill people.

Mm-hmm.

I mean, why are you so passionate about scleroderma and how do you explain scleroderma to the public? Meaning that when you talk to all your star friends, like, Hey, where are you promoting this? What is scleroderma? How would you explain it? And I may jump in and throw a couple of things.

Absolutely.

Well, fortunately, um, I'm on the board of the Scleroderma Research Foundation.

And so our chairman, Luke Evnan, Dr. Luke Evnan, has scleroderma.

And so all and a few of our board members do as well.

And we have an amazing scientific advisory board.

If I told you the names, you'd go, or if you looked at our website, you'd go, whoa.

Tell us about cool, comedy, hot cuisine.

[laughs]

And then, and then a couple months later, he moved out to LA.

And, uh, I remember that I was with, uh, Mitzi, the owner of the Comedy Store, and I said, "This guy's very good." But he was already...

Once Sam took the stage, that was all but over.

Was it one of the Dangerfield, uh, young comic specials where he- Yeah, I was, I was on- ... really came to, he really exploded.

Oh, you were on that one.

That's, I was on that one, yeah.

And, and I think if Obama heard that, he probably would've laughed at it.

Okay, all right.

I've done things.

It's weird to talk about yourself and say, and it is kinda wrong to go, I, I, I'm a, I'm a good guy.

I'm a noble guy.

You know? But that can bite you in the butt, 'cause you're saying, uh, "I've never done anything," and I've done some dumb things.

I wrote a book called Dirty Daddy, and in it, I had a chapter, Relationships I'd Rather Not Talk About, and another one called Things I Shouldn't Have Done.

And that's, like, drunk driving and stuff.

Mm-hmm.