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Bob Mortimer

Bob Mortimer

Comedian and TV show host

Jul 2, 2026

27:34
Yeah.
27:35
You know, and the, your ambitions have gone and so on.
27:37
So there's a nice little story just beyond the back door to start off, and it is amazing.
27:44
Uh, but I've just had the, just as I was arriving here, got a photograph from the wife showing me our first tomato.

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38:25
That's nice.
38:25
I have two memories of my dad.
38:27
One of them is just odd 'cause I was so young.
38:29
He was just walking out of the downstairs toilet, and I've got that little image.
0:54
[laughs]
0:54
It's got a gazebo.
0:56
Just as I was arriving here, I got a photograph from the wife showing me our first tomato, and yeah, it's a big day.
1:02
[laughs]
1:02
That's early, lad.
1:03
I mean, I used to put a mirror near the chicken coop 'cause I thought the foxes would see another fox and run off, but they didn't.
1:10
They just did their makeup.
25:08
Pushed me up against a caravan.
25:11
She's on one of the pews praying for a fella.
25:13
LAUGHTER But the, and we went, booked into a hotel, elaborate, very French menu.
25:23
Neither me or Jim know any French, but we saw a dish that said berf.
25:29
So we pointed and I got the berf.
25:32
But it turned out that was, what we were pointing at was a part of the menu gastronomique.
25:38
About 11 or 12 courses or something like that.
27:20
Whilst
27:20
Whoa! Pushed me up against a caravan.
27:25
She's on one of the pews praying for a fella.
27:27
LAUGHTER But the, and we went, booked into a hotel, elaborate, very French menu.
27:37
Neither me or Jim know any French, but we saw a dish that said berf.
27:42
Yeah.
27:43
So we pointed and I got the berf.
27:45
But it turned out that was, what we were pointing at was a part of the menu gastronomique by 11 or 12 courses or something like that.
31:06
that

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