So I'm going to ask you, like, how big is your dick? Have you ever given those stats out?

well also yes but also first a lot of guys don't know how to measure their dicks because I've had to screen dicks uh on many an occasion for some sort of like group sex scene kind of like maybe I'm like screening guys for a chick for a gangbang or a bukkake or something whatever well maybe we're having another guy yeah so like I have to go and guys have sent me a picture and he'll be like on eight inches and then I'll be like Like at this point, I can just eyeball it.

And I'm like, I don't think you are.

And then like, I've had a dick show up to something and he said he was eight inches.

I'm like, he was maybe five and a half.

No way.

Because I'm like, my dick's bigger than his.

Not the one she

No

... it's definitely not a park that I wanna be in, let alone at 1:00 AM on a Tuesday night, but I had to find out.

I hadn't come on tits since, on a park before, so I, that's, we gotta, not as strangers.

So I drove all the way there, which, like, probably like a 35, 40-minute drive.

I find a parking spot.

Already a Herculean task was I had to find a parking spot in the Bronx.

Uh, that was already, that's like the foreplay already, and then I get out of the car, and I see, like, four cops outside of one of the entrances.

Uh-huh.