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BERT

BERT

May 15, 2026

40:19
Bert?
BertGUEST
40:21
Well, if we can't tell what's gonna happen tomorrow, 'cause there is at least some degree of uncertainty about it, how in the world can we determine what's gonna happen next week or next month or next year or 10 years from now? And, uh, this is about not getting crazy and not getting hung up in fantasy.
BertGUEST
40:46
The fantasy that we know what's gonna happen.
BertGUEST
40:48
The fantasy, you know.
BertGUEST
40:50
We have to live with some degree, I think, of faith.
BertGUEST
40:54
If not faith in God, just something.
43:24
Beautiful.
BertGUEST
43:26
When the rabbis cho- when the rab- I was just gonna add to that.
KurtGUEST
5:34
Go!
BertGUEST
5:36
Go! It may not have looked like much, but printed on the next page of that simple sheet of papers was nothing other than opportunity waiting to be grasped.

14 MINS LATER

KurtGUEST
19:41
[laughs] Tag, it you are.
BertGUEST
19:46
[laughs] Oh, ooh.
BertGUEST
19:49
Okay, okay, time out.
BertGUEST
19:51
Time out.
BertGUEST
19:52
I'm hungy.
D-12604GUEST
15:57
Uh, no, I'm still pretty new here.
BertGUEST
16:00
Oh, dude, you gotta come sit with us.
BertGUEST
16:01
We keep an extra lawn chair behind the fridge just in case.
BertGUEST
16:07
[grunting]

8 MINS LATER

JackGUEST
23:44
Is that popcorn cheese dust?
BertGUEST
23:47
It only appears as such, thanks to brand-new, clever, patented Foundation camouflage technology.

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