Augie Smith
Auggie Smith is a Portland-based stand-up comedian and Big Sky Comedy Festival host, winner of the 2010 Seattle and San Francisco International Comedy Competitions, heard regularly on The BOB & TOM Show.
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Sep 10, 2026
Augie SmithGUEST
I did a show at 2 o'clock in the afternoon for people that had blocked the doors of Southern high schools so that black people couldn't enter.
Augie SmithGUEST
So I do just all, all of my just vanilla jokes, just my dry bar act I do for them.
Augie SmithGUEST
So, like, I thought this would be the Love Boat, but man, this is like e- most of you got on here to throw the Heart of the Ocean overboard.
Augie SmithGUEST
[laughs] The first, the first cruise, they, they just judged on whatever the crew said, and they really liked me.
Augie SmithGUEST
And, uh, then the second cruise and the third cruise, they had a corporate goon that was-
Dave DyerHOST
I'm going to ask you what part of your career has being a dad to those three kids helped?
Augie SmithGUEST
Okay, this is a big question that has a big answer, but I'm going to try to narrow it as much as possible.
Augie SmithGUEST
Having children, as you know, and as anybody else with children knows, either makes you a better person or a worse person.
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