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Andy Dick

Andy Dick

American actor and comedian

Aug 18, 2026

13:13
Uh, how do you feel about Beavis and Butt-Head?
13:15
Well, I mean, I'm, I'm gonna try and stay re-restrained here.
13:19
I don't like this sketch at all.
13:21
Um, in fact, when this aired live, uh, I turned off the episode.
13:27
I'm, I'm a big anti-breaking guy.
13:30
Uh, I'm fine if people try to hold it in.
13:33
You know, I'm not, I'm not mad if people are a little bit amused by somebody's line reading or, or, you know, they did something between dress and live.

21 MINS LATER

35:08
So Andrew, I wanna get your thoughts on, uh, Wolverines here.
80:15
Put it up in the rafters.
80:16
Mm.
80:17
Uh, yeah, the biggest missed opportunity of Season 51, and it's just kind of where they've been over the last couple seasons, i- is just a failure to come together as an ensemble and have a clear, uh, idea and vision for the show.
80:37
And it feels all the more outsized when you compare it to SNL UK, where you can do this.
80:46
You can bring in a completely new cast, writers, showrunner, everything.
80:53
You can do this, and people will like it.
80:57
They'll be okay with it.

12 MINS LATER

92:38
Best shot of the season.
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2:03
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Andy Dick
Andy DickSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
2:08
Okay, what, uh...
Andy Dick
Andy DickSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
2:09
Is, are people doing drugs? [audience cheering] [upbeat music] Oh, yeah, let's just do that song.
Andy Dick
Andy DickSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
2:17
I'd just like to know if people are doing drugs.
Andy Dick
Andy DickSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
2:22
Hmm.
Andy Dick
Andy DickSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
2:25
It's another great day for drugs.
Andy Dick
Andy DickSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
2:27
The sun is shining bright.

1 HR 51 MINS LATER

DaveHOST
113:43
How are you dealing with that now? Like, is it catching up with you? Do you have regret? Like, or like-
7:37
But I, here's my important-
7:38
I think I was trying to escape from...
7:40
By the way, I was.
7:41
I was escaping from the guy who's here now doing that movie on me.
7:45
So I was trying to get away because they don't let me do anything, have fun or drink or anything, and I just, I just ran across the street 'cause they were all in a restaurant.
7:54
I saw these guys gathering around on the curb smoking.
7:57
I'm like, "Shit, I'm gonna go smoke some fucking pot." Ran out, ran across the street, like, that's how I sounded.

40 MINS LATER

48:06
Lawyer.
44:29
Just disappeared.
44:30
I can't reach her, I can't see her Instagram, I can't email her, can't call her, can't anything.
44:35
But every two or three months, she'll give me a call, she'll FaceTime me so I can see her, and then she'll, she'll dangle.
44:44
She just did a co- a couple weeks ago, like, maybe even last week she FaceTimed me.
44:51
And I asked her, I, I got right to it, I said, "Can I just...
44:53
Can, can I ask you one question? When you masturbate, do you think of me?"

45 MINS LATER

speaker_10UNKNOWN
90:28
Yeah.
90:28
I saw him at Ben Stiller's 50th party a couple years ago, and Judd Apatow said, "You got..." And he dragged me over to Howard and said, "Just, just apologize." And I didn't...

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